Pickup Lines

[Badjedidude]

"Do you have raisins? Ok... how about a date?"

or

Guy: Excuse me? Did you say something?
Girl: No...?
Guy: Well, please start!

or

"Are you an interior decorator?...because you make this place look beautiful."

or

Guy: *pointing to girl's shirt* Is that top felt?
Girl: No...?
Guy: Would you like it to be?

 

[Pair-O-Dox]

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm only asking you for one!

Nerdy - I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one.

Can't lose on this one - If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^Hahaha... I love that math one. Good stuff.

 

[Lonely in BC]

Reviving one from the archives-

Not sure if it works anymore but it did 20 years ago

"I'm a single Dad"

I was one (a single Dad) and my best friend at the time saw that I got a lot of attention due to it (I honestly was unaware of it), so he started using it as a pick up line.

He got a lot of play out of it- I was kind of pissed off though when I found out he was using my kids pictures to lure his newest conquest in.

 

[SophiaGrace]

He got a lot of play out of it- I was kind of pissed off though when I found out he was using my kids pictures to lure his newest conquest in.

-_- lol

 

[L0nely]

Haha Soph I can't believe you made this thread.

My contribution: