Sexual Recognition

[Limlim]

Side note, I always thought it would be cool to be like "I am a sexual being" and then open my mouth and reveal an elongated alien odipositor which I would use to plant eggs into someones stomach which would later burst forth after like 2 weeks of gestation into a hive of tiny limlims.

would these said mini limlims be green too or a variety of other fluorescent colors?

Green of course, all limlims are green!

 

[Brantill]

I am totally agree with you thoughts .Every one had different thinking according to their likes and dislikes .

 

[EveWasFramed]

I am totally agree with you thoughts .Every one had different thinking according to their likes and dislikes .

You think too much. You also spam too much.

 

[disintigration]

The fact you have been going to therapy for 19 years tells me therapy isn't working.

What situations have you put yourself in to meet women?

Given that you're 37, I think seeing a prostitute might not be such a terrible idea. There will be ones who offer quite a personal experience.

I'm actually a 25 year old virgin, though it's totally my own fault for letting my personal problems consume my whole life.

I'm interested in what your life is like in general. Are you content with how your life is? Do you get to socialise at all?

 

[jzinsky]

I've even been told on occasions that I should find some form of medication that will lower my libido

What made people to suggest you this? Was it something you said/did?

To be fair, unless the majority of your conversation is about your desire to get laid, whoever suggested that is a ******. Libido is genetic, we're meant to want sex to advance our species.

 

[perfanoff]

You mean that threesomes are pointless? You just destroyed my world.

 

[jzinsky]

No no, you can have two guys in you if you want

 

[perfanoff]

Oh great, I'll keep that in mind.

 

[Revengineer]

I struggle with that too, just the feeling that it's impossible for anyone to want to see me in that way. Sex has always been a thing that happens to "other people." I'm always the skinny and unassuming dork that nobody wants to imagine with his clothes off. :/

 

[Misanthrope23]

fake and gay

 

[Cucuboth]

I've even been told on occasions that I should find some form of medication that will lower my libido

What made people to suggest you this? Was it something you said/did?

To be fair, unless the majority of your conversation is about your desire to get laid, whoever suggested that is a ******. Libido is genetic, we're meant to want sex to advance our species.

Most of my conversations in the last 20 years have been with doctors and therapists. It's always struck my how people can say that it's normal and natural that we should want, and even have, sex, yet apparently .. well, it feels as though it's abnormal for me to want and have sex. Most people seem disgusted by it. Even more just turn it in to a joke.

 

[Dissident]

Start turning the tables. What makes them deserve it?

 

[jzinsky]

I struggle with that too, just the feeling that it's impossible for anyone to want to see me in that way. Sex has always been a thing that happens to "other people." I'm always the skinny and unassuming dork that nobody wants to imagine with his clothes off. :/

Just like Jarvis Cocker?