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Twitchy
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Sorry to bother you all, but I have a bit of a problem.
Well... as a result of a botched experiment in teleportation, I've managed to turn myself into a giant housefly. I really should have checked the telepod for contamination, but I certainly wasn't expecting this kind of thing to happen.
I've made several attempts at decoding my own DNA in hopes of separating our two species, but I've had limited success. It looks as though I may have to accept my fly "parts" for the time being. If anyone out there has some experience in gene splicing, your help would be greatly appreciated.
As if I wasn't socially awkward enough BEFORE this. Now I have to adapt to a new lifestyle. How do I explain this to relatives? What do I say to people at work or parties? It's just too much to deal with.
At least dating should prove less complicated:
I guess I'll stop whining for now. I noticed there was a lovely pile of honeysuckle at the front of the lawn this morning. I suppose I should go hover aimlessly over it for awhile.
P.S - Thanks for listening everyone. It helps to get all this out in the open and off my thorax.
Well... as a result of a botched experiment in teleportation, I've managed to turn myself into a giant housefly. I really should have checked the telepod for contamination, but I certainly wasn't expecting this kind of thing to happen.
I've made several attempts at decoding my own DNA in hopes of separating our two species, but I've had limited success. It looks as though I may have to accept my fly "parts" for the time being. If anyone out there has some experience in gene splicing, your help would be greatly appreciated.
As if I wasn't socially awkward enough BEFORE this. Now I have to adapt to a new lifestyle. How do I explain this to relatives? What do I say to people at work or parties? It's just too much to deal with.
At least dating should prove less complicated:
I guess I'll stop whining for now. I noticed there was a lovely pile of honeysuckle at the front of the lawn this morning. I suppose I should go hover aimlessly over it for awhile.
P.S - Thanks for listening everyone. It helps to get all this out in the open and off my thorax.