The Deathmatch Game

[Spare]

Stimpy. Stimpy's diabolical; Butthead's just stupid.

Mozart vs. Beethoven

 

[PoWer2tHePeOpLE]

Mozart. Sarted composing at the age of 5!? and his name is Wolfgang.. cant beat that.

Hannibal Lector vs. Jeffrey Dahmer

 

[Spare]

Hannibal Lector. I don't believe Jeffrey Dahmer ever got ANYONE to eat their own brain.

The monkey from "Outbreak" vs. Curious George

 

[Minus]

"Outbreak" monkey

Popeye or the Jolly Green Giant?

 

[Jesse]

Popeye can beat anybody as long as he eats his spinach.

Captain America vs. Achilles from Troy

 

[Spare]

Captain America. Captain America ALWAYS finds a way.

Snoopy vs. Scooby Doo?

 

[PoWer2tHePeOpLE]

Snoopy, he's got a Sopwith Camel

Freddy Kreueger vs Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Freddy Kreuger, no doubt

Sarah Palin vs. Ann Coulter

 

[loketron]

ann coulter cuz she looks way meaner than palin. and shes on fox news, the epi-center of evil.

Scrooge McDuck or Donald Duck (!Duck Wars 2009!)

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Scrooge McD, definitely. Anyone that greedy has to be a dirty fighter.

Hemingway or Che Guevara

 

[loketron]

wow nice one CTfan! so lets weight this one out..., hemmingway was in world war 1, so we can believe he could fight. but Che could fight to right? Hmmm
i think im gonna have to go with mr. guevara.
if were talking about both these people in there prime health, i think guevera would have been stronger that hemmingway in a fist fight.


Che Guevera or Fidel Castro in a fist fight.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

(Actually I think that Mr Manly-man Hemingway would put up a hell of a fight, but Che would probably win thanks to dirty tactics.)

Che would kick Fidel's ass even though he is dead. lol

Nietzsche versus Sokrates in a battle of wits

 

[Spare]

Socrates, but only because I have no idea who Nietzsche is.

The Gummi Bears vs. the Care Bears

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Care Bears. They always struck me as kind of menacing.

Dumbledore vs. Gandalf.

 

[Punisher]

umm, i don't know who they are, but Dumbledore sounds funny, so Dumbledore FTW!

Spongebob vs Patrick .

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Dumbledore - elder, very powerful wizard from Harry Potter books
Gandalf - elder, very powerful wizard from the Lord of the Rings

Spongebob of course. Patrick is kind of dim.


Sylvester Stallone's Rocky vs. Robert DeNiro's Jake LaMotta (of Raging Bull)

 

[PoWer2tHePeOpLE]

never seen raging bull, so mr. balboa it is.. adriaaaaaan

moses v's cleopatra

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Cleopatra for sure.

The nerds from Revenge of the Nerds vs. John Belushi et al from National Lampoon's Animal House in a free-for-all fight, dirty fighting allowed.

 

[Spare]

John Belushi, because he's John Belushi. Also, his character would've been far to drunk to feel pain.

Ghostbusters vs. Ghostbusters II

 

[PoWer2tHePeOpLE]

the gate keeper and key master would decimate that weirdo in the painting.. easy.

Jack Sparrow v's Bruce Lee