The rhyming couplet thread

[mintymint]

I'll carry this thread on my own if I must,
For 'tis a Mint thread - a Mint we can Trust.

Once I mint a thread
To me it is dead

 

[Bob Arctor]

It's hard to focus on rhyming discussions,
When all I can think of is making White Russians.

 

[argosgold]

I'm sitting here ready to cry,
Only playing piano is getting me by.

 

[Drama]

You silly little rabbit,
don't have a bread habit!

As for sparkling avatars
Should not act as retards.

Sparkling avatars aside,
by ForGrantedWife you will abide.

(or else, hahaha!~mad cackle~)

Life is nothing but a path to decay
Once freedom is violently taken away.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Sunshine and rainbows and cuddly bears
You are all beautiful, I really care.

 

[argosgold]

Doubting a Rabbit's a daft thing to do,
Relentlessly happy, she'll help you pull through.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

I take it all back - life is dank, dark, and bleary,
And I'm only living 'cause I've coffee near me.

 

[Bob Arctor]

Coffee would be nice, make me a pot?
I'm half inclined to get up, but I'd rather not.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Sure, how about apples with caramel dipping?
That'll be $35.00 - plus tax and shipping.

 

[Bob Arctor]

Caramel apples are carnival food,
Some coffee might put me in a funhouse mood.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Then, this novel solution might help:
Get yo' ass up and make it, yourself!

 

[Bob Arctor]

But effort's required for such an endeavor,
The sweeter of spoils go to he that's more clever.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

I happen to be the cleverest "he,"
And thus, I could make you a pot - for a fee.

 

[Bob Arctor]

A fee I can pay, if that's what you seek,
Unfortunately I'm broke 'til next week.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Then, please, rest assured: there'll be coffee for you.
Next week you'll have money; next week, I will brew.

 

[Bob Arctor]

Alas, I suppose it's time to forget it,
I forgot that rabbits do not extend credit.

 

[Drama]

What sorcery is this? What miracle?
Bunnies and birds speaking they broke every manacle. <3

 

[Bob Arctor]

Do you call me a bird?
I say, how absurd!

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

When did Ryan become a rich Brit?
With pipe, monocle, and curled mustache tips?

 

[Drama]

A rich Brit he never became
delusions hit him hard or was it a dame?