The rhyming couplet thread

[Doubt The Rabbit]

It seems I've been caught
Admire I do not.

 

[Bob Arctor]

After catching a glimpse of these unsettling minds
I think I should probably close all my blinds.

 

[Badjedidude]

Close your blinds, lock your doors...
Hid yo wife, hide yo kids, I have no idea where I'm going with this.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Learn to break your couplets in two
At the point where they rhyme, you 10/10, you.

 

[Badjedidude]

LIAR OF GREAT LIES, I CALL YOU LIE-WHORE
FOR YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I; I AM ONLY A FOUR.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Oh Stoob, do not deny how I swooned
at your freshly wet hair in the shower that noon. <3

 

[Badjedidude]

I know not of what you speak!
For I have not showered for at least a week!

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Now who is the spinner of lies?
I beheld your bared skin with my very own eyes!

 

[Bob Arctor]

Now this is getting weird.
Something something beard.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

No stranger is a feeling than that of a love
That vexed my poor heart as Stoob soaped up with Dove <3

 

[Badjedidude]

Well apparently you don't know a **** thing.
The soap I prefer when showering is Irish Spring.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

That I know not your bath soap, do not resent -
It's just that more sweet is the smell of your scent. (hello)

 

[Badjedidude]

If my scent truly maketh thee faint,
Why not bend over and take a whiff of my taint?

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Had it not been that region from which you doth smell?
If there's reason to doubt, drop your pants and I'll tell.

 

[Badjedidude]

My farts don't smell that rosy.
Something something something dirty little posy.

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[Doubt The Rabbit]

Surprise buttsex slick with splooge
Something something Moulin Rouge.

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[Badjedidude]

HAH! This entire time I have had you fooled!
'Tis a rotting carcass's ******* upon which you have drooled!

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Come now, your visage is not all that bad.
When you're hard on yourself, it makes me quite sad!

 

[Badjedidude]

It wasn't my own body of which I spoke -- that you've snatched.
It was a poor buffalo, whose mighty soul was recently dispatched.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

If you so resemble a Buffalo's flank,
Perhaps you're more 1 on the */10 rank! D: