Was Jesus Really Poor?

[oarivan]

People will universally (and rightly) condemn child porn

Pity they don't do the same with religion.



IMO

 

[mintymint]

People will universally (and rightly) condemn child porn

Pity they don't do the same with religion.



IMO

Oh no you di'int! lmao!

 

[SophiaGrace]

Jesus loves me this I know. For the Bible tells me so. *sings*

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Like if the French launched an extensive campaign of taunting?

Yes, but I wouldn't know what to do if a cow was thrown at me.

Build a giant wooden rabbit.

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People will universally (and rightly) condemn child porn

Pity they don't do the same with religion.



IMO

Some day, maybe they will. It won't be in my lifetime, for sure.

 

[SophiaGrace]

Like if the French launched an extensive campaign of taunting?

Yes, but I wouldn't know what to do if a cow was thrown at me.

Build a giant wooden rabbit.

Troy is not amused. :l, It hath sent me over mountain and by air to tell thee that this tactic of warfare is abominableble! [sic]. They are hereby ordering sanctions on whomever builds the said wooden-wabbit. Your post-count will be diminished to 3 posts-allowed per day, if said-wabbit is built.

Meanwhile, Achilles is no where to be found.

 

[Knight]

He is a troll

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Like if the French launched an extensive campaign of taunting?

Yes, but I wouldn't know what to do if a cow was thrown at me.

Build a giant wooden rabbit.

Troy is not amused. :l, It hath sent me over mountain and by air to tell thee that this tactic of warfare is abominableble! [sic]. They are hereby ordering sanctions on whomever builds the said wooden-wabbit. Your post-count will be diminished to 3 posts-allowed per day, if said-wabbit is built.

Meanwhile, Achilles is no where to be found.

The Trojans are sore losers.

Also, Achilles should have worn high-tops.

 

[SophiaGrace]

Like if the French launched an extensive campaign of taunting?

Yes, but I wouldn't know what to do if a cow was thrown at me.

Build a giant wooden rabbit.

Troy is not amused. :l, It hath sent me over mountain and by air to tell thee that this tactic of warfare is abominableble! [sic]. They are hereby ordering sanctions on whomever builds the said wooden-wabbit. Your post-count will be diminished to 3 posts-allowed per day, if said-wabbit is built.

Meanwhile, Achilles is no where to be found.

The Trojans are sore losers.

Of course they're sore losers! Now all anyone associates them with are condoms. :l

 

[Badjedidude]

Now all anyone associates them with are condoms.

But they're TOUGH condoms!

----Steve

 

[cheaptrickfan]

The Trojans are sore losers.

Of course they're sore losers! Now all anyone associates them with are condoms. :l

Think how Rameses must feel. Formerly a Pharaoh and divine for Pete's sake, now limited to an object most men would rather not even bother with in the first place. How the mighty have fallen. To add insult to injury, they misspelled his name.

 

[SophiaGrace]

The Trojans failed to prevent a wooden horse from defeating them, but they're sure as hell not going to let anything get by their inpetrable latex layer vortex! Erm...I mean...condoms

Edit: Wow, we've gone from Jesus, to condoms. This feels...sacriligious

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now limited to an object most men would rather not even bother with in the first place.

What object? I tried googling him but I didnt find any brand-name objects, just pictures of a pharoh.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

The Trojans failed to prevent a wooden horse from defeating them, but they're sure as hell not going to let anything get by their inpetrable latex layer vortex! Erm...I mean...condoms

Edit: Wow, we've gone from Jesus, to condoms. This feels...sacriligious

Only a matter of time before someone takes offense. Even the most innocuous of discussions involving religion is likely to piss someone off. My Catholic SIL would be highly offended at the turn this thread has taken.

now limited to an object most men would rather not even bother with in the first place.

What object? I tried googling him but I didnt find any brand-name objects, just pictures of a pharoh.

Google "Ramses condoms."

 

[Badjedidude]

Jesus probably masturbated.

OK, now I'm going to Hell. No more worries about sacrilege, OK?

Isn't a Ramses Condom just a piece of papyrus?

----Steve

 

[SophiaGrace]

now limited to an object most men would rather not even bother with in the first place.

What object? I tried googling him but I didnt find any brand-name objects, just pictures of a pharoh.

Google "Ramses condoms."

Found the brand.

I think I've messed with this thread enough. >_>

*runs away*

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Jesus probably masturbated.

It's the Express train straight to Hell for you.

Isn't a Ramses Condom just a piece of papyrus?

That probably explains why he had 150+ kids.

 

[EveWasFramed]

OK...everyone please try to not post things that you know might be HIGHLY offensive or *sigh* I will have to close this thread.

 

[SophiaGrace]

OK...everyone please try to not post things that you know might be HIGHLY offensive or *sigh* I will have to close this thread.

But No one has taken offense yet .

Ok, ok, i'll be good. ._. I sowwies

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Is it wrong to continue talking about the wooden rabbit?

[youtube]T2PdyxMtiYM[/youtube]

 

[Badjedidude]

It's the Express train straight to Hell for you.

Lol oh well. I was probably already on that train anyway.

MAN...Ramses II was a ******* megolomaniac narcissist. He lied all the time...erasing previously built monuments and putting his own name on them, writing in the official records that he won battles that in reality he lost... Really, the guy wasn't as big or as important as we remember him to be today...

...but most people still think he was a huge deal because he had such a huge propoganda machine working to immortalize his name. Lol there's your bit of history from the history guy for the day.

----Steve

P.S. Awwwww Eve.... But the "J-Man" was a teenager once, I'm sure...*sniffle* sorry

 

[cheaptrickfan]

I thought that the condom guy was Ramesses I?