Would you rather..

[theraab]

Five years.

Would you rather be able to speak Spanish or French?

 

[MissGuided]

French

Would you rather eat paste or drink urine?

 

[monkeysox]

urine (it would go down quicker)


Would you rather

Live for only 10 years as a millionaire

or

for an eternity in poverty

 

[JasonM]

10 years as a millionaire

Would you rather staple your butt cheeks together for 24 hours and have to eat spicy Mexican food OR eat 1/4 of a dead hobo, but you get to choose which 1/4 you have to eat.

 

[Lilianna]

LOL Staple my butt cheeks together, and eat spicy Mexican food.

Would you rather live in a world without experiencing luscious scents, or live in a world with out a luscious sense of touch?

 

[MissGuided]

Hmmm, that is a tough one. I'll have to say live without scents.

Would you rather have to clean up dried egg white or dried pancake batter?

 

[monkeysox]

OMG both are horrendous to clean without a chisel

Errrm ? Egg white

Would you rather make a fool of yourself on TV

or

be ' boo'ed' off stage

 

[MissGuided]

Wow, good one. I would say being booed.....I'm quite thick-skinned.

Would you rather be stuck without an umbrella in a rainstorm or without a jacket in a blizzard?

 

[theraab]

Rainstorm without the umbrella

Would you rather slam your fingers in a car door or hit the top of your head on an open cabinet door?

 

[Badjedidude]

Fingers in car door, probably.

Would you rather be bitten by a tiger or a bear?

 

[MissGuided]

Tiger - they go for the jugular.

Would you rather listen to someone sing horribly or listen to someone with an annoying laugh?

 

[theraab]

Annoying laugh

Would you rather grate your knuckles on a cheese grater or a belt sander?

 

[Seosa]

Belt Sander.

Would you rather go gay for pay or run naked in a storm?

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^Naked in a storm, definitely. I love storms.

Would you rather drink chocolate milk or vanilla milk?

 

[theraab]

Chocolate milk

Would you rather get drink a cup of maple syrup or eat a stick of butter?

 

[JasonM]

Butter...but over the course of a week with a lot of baked potatoes.

Would you rather make love to a zombie with a gag (the gag is for the zombie, not you) OR pass gas LOUDLY every time you spoke a word with the vowel E.

PS I just wiki'ed fart. Hilarious! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart

 

[MissGuided]

Zombie Channing Tatum and I won't need the gag.

Would you rather eat a deviled egg or a scrambled egg?

 

[Fustar]

^
REALLY???

scrambled egg

Would you rather see a horrible movie, or sit on a very long train ride?

 

[JasonM]

Most movies seem horrible these days so it's not really a big thing.

Would you rather A or B.

 

[MissGuided]

^
REALLY???

Oh hell yes. I would take Mr. Tatum in any form I could get him, lol.

Most movies seem horrible these days so it's not really a big thing.

Would you rather A or B.

^agreed....I heard talk of Casablanca being remade....is Hollywood *totally* out of ideas now??

I'll take 'A', I suppose.

If you were a dog, would you rather play fetch or frisbee?