A spin off on penis size, uneven boobs!

[Wandering stranger]

breast reduction will even that out, hey some guys like me like a lil droop.

 

[lights]

I think I'm only self conscious because like every uh... red light movie I've ever seen, the girls have like ridiculously huge boobs. And they stay up. I'm sure 99.9% of these "actresses" have had implants but it still bothers me. I feel like I'm a hundred years old. :/

Maybe guys feel sensitive about their penis size because of all the "movies" they've seen.

 

[Wandering stranger]

Of course, we've established this lol

I to this day...have only seen 1 pair of perky boob in person...in my bedroom..

I used to know a spanish lady that had d cups but got implants to keep them perky-ish ...it worked.


Well if you want a 2nd opinion from a complete perv I'll give you an honest answer.

 

[lights]

Of course, we've established this lol

Wasn't there for the penis discussion.

Well if you want a 2nd opinion from a complete perv I'll give you an honest answer.

No thanks, I'm pretty sure that's illegal in every state north/south/east/west of Utah. Utah has some crazy stuff. I might retire there.

But anyway, would you like to contribute to my implant fund?
Some of the guys I talk to are creeped out by implants. I'd be scared, too. I'd be afraid of popping them. :x

 

[Wandering stranger]

Oh wow you're pretty young then, Utah is crazy period, boring but crazy in a cult sort of way.

Nah I'm saving up my corvette/Ferrari fund
Nah I'm not creeped out about implants , if you got a lil somethin there already no one will be able to tell that they're implants anyway.

 

[lights]

Well the law says anyone older than 15 but younger than 18 (which is me until March) can have "relations" with someone 25 or younger.
But I've seen people get arrested on child pornography chargers while meeting those criteria.
Catch-22s, everywhere.

I think what would terrify me more than sagging or uneven boobs would be scary nipples. I've been in the locker room shower. I have seen things that you cannot un-see. I understand that there's someone for everyone (I don't like redheads, my friend is crazy about them), but I would be even more self conscious if I had the "puffy" thing. o_o

 

[Wandering stranger]

Amg the puffies lol...yea I'm a perv, met a girl that had really really tiny nips though to top it off one was an innie...but I liked her anyway.

 

[Moaninglonewolf]

I'm a guy but I also have uneven boobs I mean... nipples. I have no idea if that's something common or rare though.