Automatically stealing a monkey when you visit the zoo

[Limlim]

When I go to the zoo, I like to steal a monkey before I go home. But the people who work there disagree with this policy, even though the action is so second nature to me by now that I just have to do it. I think this is total bullshit.

How do all of you feel about this?

 

[Sigma]

I much prefer the prairie dogs, they are small and easily transportable, besides I gave up on monkeys after the feces throwing incident of '08

 

[Limlim]

Do they have prairie dogs at the zoo?

 

[Barbaloot]

Keep stealing monkeys. With as much as they masturbate it's like they're your spirit animal. <3

 

[Sigma]

Do they have prairie dogs at the zoo?

Well, not anymore, no.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Well, really, I feel like it depends on the monkey. I like seeing Capuchins and Marmosets, so I'd hate to see them missing, but you can steal pretty much anything from the atelidae family. Those spider monkeys are ********.

 

[Veruca]

That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard. No harm in a little monkey stealing.

 

[paulo]

where doe you keep al those monkeys.
is your house full of monkeys now?
cause that could get to be a problem.

and how do you sneak em out ?
do they want out and cooperate?
are you liberating monkeys ?
or kidnapping them?
or uuh is it.. monkeynapping.

could you stop if you wanted to ??

 

[Lilianna]

eeeeeeewwwwwww Monkeys are nasty.

 

[LoneKiller]