Girl's Mothers Hit On Me

[LoneKiller]

LOL

 

[LeaningIntoTheMuse]

Are the mothers hot?

My player friend would say, "just hit it and quit it." I am not sure how adaptable that would be, though, seeing as you're seeing her daughter...umm.

 

[swanlake]

If my daughter weren't married I would ask you to date her so that I could hit on you . You sexy ******* you.

 

[passage]

The double standard is funny becuase if it was a girl saying her boyfriends father hits on her, we would say thats really fked up.

 

[whispers]

Well i think its messed up, what kind of mom would hit on her daughters boyfriend ??? I know one who did, the guy gave in, and it distroyed the whole family. Not worth getting yourself involved in that sexy man.

 

[Peter Lorre]

This is what happens when you start to confuse porn with real life

 

[LeaningIntoTheMuse]

This is what happens when you start to confuse porn with real life

Yeah, reminds me of a porn with Crystal Ray, where a woman catches her husband with the teenage babysitter, and they have a threesome.

:club:

 

[Frito Bandito]

Happens to me regulary. I've even had a couple try to seduce me. Women are highly competitive. It's mostly an unconscious thing. I also am aggressively hit on by married women every day in my job. Sometimes 'accidentally' bumped or groped.

 

[LeaningIntoTheMuse]

^ Ah, I somehow don't believe that.

 

[Frito Bandito]

^ Ah, I somehow don't believe that.

Fair enough. It could be that I get massive jollies from coming onto a remote internet forum and telling people who I don't know about things that they can't disprove. Or it could be that my comment was serious and truthful. You get to decide as you wish. I do know that I would not be so presumptuous as to post my opinion of you as a liar though. Because, I don't know you. "Ah, I somehow don't believe that" is a not-so-roundabout way of calling me a liar. So, you decide which is a worse offense. Me - potentially - telling tall tales? Or you - definitely - calling me a liar with no cause?

 

[Peter Lorre]

^ Ah, I somehow don't believe that.

He could be a stripper, Frito Bandito sounds like a great stage name.

 

[Frito Bandito]

^ Ah, I somehow don't believe that.

He could be a stripper, Frito Bandito sounds like a great stage name.

I'm actually a technician. I work in peoples' homes. All day. Every day. 90% of my customers are women. Most of them are married. A decent portion of them hit on me. All ages. All sizes. All shapes. All colors. I have been touched. I have been grabbed. I have been cornered. I even had a woman lay across my back with her feet off the ground, breasts in my face, and reach past me into the equipment I was working on because she "had to show me something". Her tits were stuffed in my face. I couldn't breathe.

It didn't turn me on. It offended me. Badly.

Years ago, I had a young girl, about 21 (married), start a dirty conversation with me while I was repairing an appliance in her kitchen. She escalated the conversation quickly. I didn't reciprocate. I was like "Uh oh, looking for the hidden cameras." Then she pulled out a vibrator and said "Oh, like this one?" and started using it through her jeans.

Just "as a joke" she said.

I could have messed her right there. And she was hot as fresia. But I didn't for three reasons. 1. Her husband. 2. Her kids. 3. My job. Blueballs for about two days after that.

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My ex's sister tried to fresia me for the entire decade we were together. Her mother (who was quite hot) also accidentally gave a full-on pantiless skirt view to me. Yikes! I was like what the fresia? And she accidentally walked into the bathroom that I was showering in (with see-thru glass) three times while I was staying there. Giggled, looked, then walked out.

 

[tangerinedream]

^ Ah, I somehow don't believe that.

Fair enough. It could be that I get massive jollies from coming onto a remote internet forum and telling people who I don't know about things that they can't disprove.

Or he could be calling you a troll. Tro-lo-lo.

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There have been posters who've purposely trolled here before. Former active members, in fact. People who keep creating new usernames to troll.

I'm actually a technician. I work in peoples' homes. All day. Every day. 90% of my customers are women. Most of them are married. A decent portion of them hit on me. All ages. All sizes. All shapes. All colors. I have been touched. I have been grabbed. I have been cornered. I even had a woman lay across my back with her feet off the ground, breasts in my face, and reach past me into the equipment I was working on because she "had to show me something". Her tits were stuffed in my face. I couldn't breathe.

It didn't turn me on. It offended me. Badly.

Years ago, I had a young girl, about 21 (married), start a dirty conversation with me while I was repairing an appliance in her kitchen. She escalated the conversation quickly. I didn't reciprocate. I was like "Uh oh, looking for the hidden cameras." Then she pulled out a vibrator and said "Oh, like this one?" and started using it through her jeans.

Just "as a joke" she said.

I could have messed her right there. And she was hot as fresia. But I didn't for three reasons. 1. Her husband. 2. Her kids. 3. My job. Blueballs for about two days after that.

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My ex's sister tried to fresia me for the entire decade we were together. Her mother (who was quite hot) also accidentally gave a full-on pantiless skirt view to me. Yikes! I was like what the fresia? And she accidentally walked into the bathroom that I was showering in (with see-thru glass) three times while I was staying there. Giggled, looked, then walked out.

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So, were all of these scads of women who shamelessly threw themselves at you in it for the sex or the attention? Since, y'know, you said that men prefer the sex and women are all about the attention?

Besides, maybe you're just this big hunk of irresistible meat to them all. I bet their ovaries just sing out for you to impregnate them.

Yeah. I bet that's it. You should change your pheromone mix, dude.

 

[Frito Bandito]

I coined a new phrase last week at a company meeting: SMILF

Got a large outburst of laughter from the crew too. lol

 

[flaneur]

^ Ah, I somehow don't believe that.

He could be a stripper, Frito Bandito sounds like a great stage name.

I'm actually a technician. I work in peoples' homes. All day. Every day. 90% of my customers are women. Most of them are married. A decent portion of them hit on me. All ages. All sizes. All shapes. All colors. I have been touched. I have been grabbed. I have been cornered. I even had a woman lay across my back with her feet off the ground, breasts in my face, and reach past me into the equipment I was working on because she "had to show me something". Her tits were stuffed in my face. I couldn't breathe.

It didn't turn me on. It offended me. Badly.

Years ago, I had a young girl, about 21 (married), start a dirty conversation with me while I was repairing an appliance in her kitchen. She escalated the conversation quickly. I didn't reciprocate. I was like "Uh oh, looking for the hidden cameras." Then she pulled out a vibrator and said "Oh, like this one?" and started using it through her jeans.

Just "as a joke" she said.

I could have messed her right there. And she was hot as fresia. But I didn't for three reasons. 1. Her husband. 2. Her kids. 3. My job. Blueballs for about two days after that.

---

My ex's sister tried to fresia me for the entire decade we were together. Her mother (who was quite hot) also accidentally gave a full-on pantiless skirt view to me. Yikes! I was like what the fresia? And she accidentally walked into the bathroom that I was showering in (with see-thru glass) three times while I was staying there. Giggled, looked, then walked out.

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Yup. I've had an incident with an older woman at the train station very late at night. She walked to the side of me, started feeling up on my leg and looking back at me with an eyebrow raised. People think that would be "hot," but it was so sudden, overtly sexual and random that it was creepy and I moved the hell away from her.

 

[tangerinedream]

I coined a new phrase last week at a company meeting: SMILF

Got a large outburst of laughter from the crew too. lol

What's the "S" stand for?

 

[SophiaGrace]

Single Mother I'd like to fresia.

Smooching Muslim I'd like to Fandango

Smirking Maid I'd like to Free

Smiling Misses Into Large Fries

...guessing is kind of fun

 

[Peter Lorre]

Sober mermaids into large fishsticks

 

[SophiaGrace]

Seargent Milhouse Into Loud Farts

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Sadistic Murders Ingest London Females

 

[Frito Bandito]

Single Mother I'd like to fresia.

You got it.

We had a video teleconference with one of the young ladies in our managerial department. So, I was in a room full of guys, and the guy next to me goes "Man, she's HOT!" Then the guy next to him says "I think she single too." First guy says "and she's a mom".

I simply whispered SMILF for comedic effect.

Suprised I never thought of that term earlier.