Peter Lorre said:This is what happens when you start to confuse porn with real life
LeaningIntoTheMuse said:^ Ah, I somehow don't believe that.
LeaningIntoTheMuse said:^ Ah, I somehow don't believe that.
Peter Lorre said:LeaningIntoTheMuse said:^ Ah, I somehow don't believe that.
He could be a stripper, Frito Bandito sounds like a great stage name.
Frito Bandito said:LeaningIntoTheMuse said:^ Ah, I somehow don't believe that.
Fair enough. It could be that I get massive jollies from coming onto a remote internet forum and telling people who I don't know about things that they can't disprove.
Frito Bandito said:I'm actually a technician. I work in peoples' homes. All day. Every day. 90% of my customers are women. Most of them are married. A decent portion of them hit on me. All ages. All sizes. All shapes. All colors. I have been touched. I have been grabbed. I have been cornered. I even had a woman lay across my back with her feet off the ground, breasts in my face, and reach past me into the equipment I was working on because she "had to show me something". Her tits were stuffed in my face. I couldn't breathe.
It didn't turn me on. It offended me. Badly.
Years ago, I had a young girl, about 21 (married), start a dirty conversation with me while I was repairing an appliance in her kitchen. She escalated the conversation quickly. I didn't reciprocate. I was like "Uh oh, looking for the hidden cameras." Then she pulled out a vibrator and said "Oh, like this one?" and started using it through her jeans.
Just "as a joke" she said.
I could have messed her right there. And she was hot as fresia. But I didn't for three reasons. 1. Her husband. 2. Her kids. 3. My job. Blueballs for about two days after that.
My ex's sister tried to fresia me for the entire decade we were together. Her mother (who was quite hot) also accidentally gave a full-on pantiless skirt view to me. Yikes! I was like what the fresia? And she accidentally walked into the bathroom that I was showering in (with see-thru glass) three times while I was staying there. Giggled, looked, then walked out.
Frito Bandito said:Peter Lorre said:LeaningIntoTheMuse said:^ Ah, I somehow don't believe that.
He could be a stripper, Frito Bandito sounds like a great stage name.
I'm actually a technician. I work in peoples' homes. All day. Every day. 90% of my customers are women. Most of them are married. A decent portion of them hit on me. All ages. All sizes. All shapes. All colors. I have been touched. I have been grabbed. I have been cornered. I even had a woman lay across my back with her feet off the ground, breasts in my face, and reach past me into the equipment I was working on because she "had to show me something". Her tits were stuffed in my face. I couldn't breathe.
It didn't turn me on. It offended me. Badly.
Years ago, I had a young girl, about 21 (married), start a dirty conversation with me while I was repairing an appliance in her kitchen. She escalated the conversation quickly. I didn't reciprocate. I was like "Uh oh, looking for the hidden cameras." Then she pulled out a vibrator and said "Oh, like this one?" and started using it through her jeans.
Just "as a joke" she said.
I could have messed her right there. And she was hot as fresia. But I didn't for three reasons. 1. Her husband. 2. Her kids. 3. My job. Blueballs for about two days after that.
My ex's sister tried to fresia me for the entire decade we were together. Her mother (who was quite hot) also accidentally gave a full-on pantiless skirt view to me. Yikes! I was like what the fresia? And she accidentally walked into the bathroom that I was showering in (with see-thru glass) three times while I was staying there. Giggled, looked, then walked out.
Frito Bandito said:I coined a new phrase last week at a company meeting: SMILF
Got a large outburst of laughter from the crew too. lol
SophiaGrace said:Single Mother I'd like to fresia.
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