Give a random piece of advice

[TheRealCallie]

Do not fall in love with your English teacher, I repeat... do not fall in love with him, no matter how dreamy his big blue eyes are

But he probably has excellent grammar. That's so hard to find these days.

 

[Abstamyous]

Don't change your music tastes for anyone

 

[TheSkaFish]

Don't change your music tastes for anyone

The day I start liking mumble rap and Post Malone, just shoot me.

Because that's how you know I've become a zombie

 

[Sunless Sky]

You never pay for it in the wild.

 

[user 135671]

Think of it as an audition not a one night stand

 

[U-122]

Always leave your mouth open when insulting a lady. If she is going to throw a drink at you, you might as well get to enjoy it.

Edward Elizabeth Hitler.

Edward... Elizabeth.... Hitler???? LOL The name is funnier than the advise

 

[U-122]

The moment you place someone on a pedestal they will look down upon you.

Oh yes!

 

[MissBehave]

Always go down the darkest path. Usually way more interesting that the other ones.