How would you respond if I.....

[Scotsman]

I'm not allowed to drive.

How would you respond if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex?

 

[Shipster0958]

I would probably freak out.

How would you respond if you couldn't stop smelling something foul?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd probably ask if I could wake up as the opposite sex instead.

How would you respond if a monkey started calling you mummy and wanted a cuddle?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd take it home with me.

What if you woke up and your right and left hand were switched?

 

[Scotsman]

I'd check to see my feet were in the right place.

How would you respond if your partner won the lottery but didn't tell you?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd make him buy me something awesome.

How would you respond if you couldn't go into the rain without molding?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Uh.. not sure.

How would you respond if someone from the forum asked you to babysit a stranger's baby?

 

[Shipster0958]

I probably wouldn't do it.

How would you respond if I asked you for a large sum of money?

 

[9006]

Tell you I have 30p, and could you lend me about £2,000 yourself?

How would you respond if I told you I was the devil?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd laugh at you.

How would you respond if I told you that I knew you were really born a horse?

 

[9006]

I'd say, da hell you on about, man!?

How would you respond if I told you I was a super-cool rapper?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd chuckle and tell you to prove it.

How would you respond if you found out I was really a supermodel?

 

[9006]

I'd chuckle and tell you to prove it.

How would you respond if I repeated everything you said?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd feel like you were probably younger than you were letting on.

How would you respond if you couldn't log onto this site?

 

[9006]

I wouldn't know.

How would you respond if i told you I was a professional bowls player?

 

[Cavey]

I'd probably laugh.

How would you respond if I told you that we're secretly being controlled by a race of benevolent hypnotists?

 

[WildernessWildChild]

Yes, you are being controlled- we're not that benevolent though.

How would you respond if I told you dinners almost ready (yummy chicken).

 

[ladyforsaken]

Wait at the dining table, to be served.

How would you respond if someone farted in your face?

 

[perfanoff]

I'd puke

How would you respond if I invited you for a cup of coffee?

 

[Scotsman]

Ask if it was decaf

How would you respond if I invited you away for a weekend?