How would you respond if I.....

[Edward W]

Say you were an alien or wearing coloured contacts or you've tried colouring in your eyes with felt tips and need to seek medical help very quickly.

How would you respond if I was really a girl and had been pretending to be a guy named Edward all this time?

 

[9006]

Not be surprised, people do this!

How would you respond if I started typing in japanese?

 

[Edward W]

Wonder what you were saying.

How would you respond if I had the same avatar as you?

 

[9006]

You have done before.

How would you respond if I vanished off the face of the planet?

 

[Rosebolt]

Think you'll come back in an identical dimension with the help of the professor dude.

How would you react if you felt left out?

 

[9006]

I wouldn't be bothered.

How would you respond if you lost your job?

 

[Rosebolt]

Enjoy the freedom.

How would you respond if your mom verbally killed your cat?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I would probably be very sad about it.

How would you respond if a stranger waved at you smiling?

 

[Edward W]

Look behind me to see who they were waving at!

How would you respond if I called you out of the blue?

 

[9006]

Depends on my mood.

How would you respond if you were denied something?

 

[Edward W]

Depends how much I wanted it, sulk maybe.

How would you respond if I super-glued your locks?

 

[9006]

Super glue your eyes shut.

How would you respond if I shot your cat?

 

[WildernessWildChild]

Most likely pursue you for as long as it took, smear you with honey, and stake you out naked under a hot sun on an ant hill. I'd then put headphones on you and cycle Justin Bieber songs at loud volume.

How would you respond if I invited you over, the cat took a liking to you, and sat on your lap purring?

 

[9006]

Well if it was the one I'd shot, I'd be very spooked.

How would you respond if I met you, and I was actually the cartoon in my AV?

 

[Edward W]

That would actually be epic!

How would you respond if I told you in secret I was a criminal on the run?

 

[Cavey]

It would depend what the crime was. It could be anything from instantly forgetting you told me, to stringing you up and playing a drum solo on your wedding tackle.

How would you respond if I revealed that Santa Claus actually exists and provided undeniable proof?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I would be in awe.

How would you respond if a dog were to chase you?

 

[Edward W]

Run away!!!

How would you respond if I swapped your toothpaste for squeezy cheese stuff?

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'd frown.. and then laugh about it.

How would you respond if you were asked to play a prank on your boss?

 

[Shipster0958]

I'd be in.

How would you respond if you were told you could never drive your car again?