How would you respond if I.....

[LonelyInAtl]

Screw it...I'm always too late answering.

 

[Edward W]

I ban LIA for being negative, again!

How would you respond if I banned you?

 

[9006]

I would be unhappy.

How would you respond if I told you I eat people?

 

[Edward W]

Ask if it's true that they go nice with a bottle of chianti?

How would you respond if I ordered 10 pizza's to your house as a prank?

 

[9006]

I would be so happy, pizza's my favorite food!

How would you respond if I sent you the bill for them all?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Ask if it's true that they go nice with a bottle of chianti?

How would you respond if I ordered 10 pizza's to your house as a prank?

Well...Id want to eat some of the pizza, so Id explain that the pizza place was pranked and offer to buy one of the pizzas.

How would you respond if I gave the driver YOUR address as the prankster?

Edit: lol, not fast enough, but this can still apply to the above post.

 

[Edward W]

Deny everything, I mean Eve is ALWAYS claiming she's been framed...

How would you respond if I babysat your child, filled them up with sugar and then fled? Heh heh heh

 

[purplebutterfly]

I don't have a child so it's kl feed it whatever

how would you respond if you found out a spirit was sat next to you?

 

[WildernessWildChild]

Deny everything, I mean Eve is ALWAYS claiming she's been framed...

How would you respond if I babysat your child, filled them up with sugar and then fled? Heh heh heh

I actually do this

 

[Edward W]

I don't have a child so it's kl feed it whatever

how would you respond if you found out a spirit was sat next to you?

Cheat! Wait, so who's kid was that???

<looks around nervously>

Have goosebumps and go cold?

How would you respond if I connected up to your wi-fi and started making everything go s-l-o-w?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Id beat your ass for giving my kid sugar and making my internet go slow. :club:

How would you respond if I kicked your ass? lol

 

[WildernessWildChild]

Likely won't happen unless you bring a stool to stand on to connect with said target.

How would you respond if I mocked you for being vertically challenged?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Likely won't happen unless you bring a stool to stand on to connect with said target.

How would you respond if I mocked you for being vertically challenged?

I'd say that Im not vertically challenged. I'm tall enough to kick your ass.

How would you respond if I gave your wallet to the Kid?

 

[WildernessWildChild]

I'd know that I've looked upon the Face of Evil!!! And I'd cancel my credit cards.

How would you respond if I arranged for your Kids summer break to be six months long?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Id say that was GREAT! As long as it was YOU who took care of her.

How would you respond if I doused you with bear bait and tied you to a tree in the woods?

 

[LonelyInAtl]

I'd say that Im not vertically challenged. I'm tall enough to kick your ass.

You seem to have an obsession with ass-kicking. Anger management, perhaps?

 

[EveWasFramed]

Im not angry at all - maybe I just enjoy kicking ass.

 

[WildernessWildChild]

Id say that was GREAT! As long as it was YOU who took care of her.

How would you respond if I doused you with bear bait and tied you to a tree in the woods?

LMAO @ "bear bait"- that's one of the nicknames I've given my idiot neighbors dog at the RV park (let's the yappy little thing run loose at night).

With a great deal of screaming, yelling, and loss of blood I'm guessing.

How would you respond if you came home and discovered I'd dropped the bear off at your house? Oh yeah, I showed him how to open the fridge, cupboards, etc.....

 

[EveWasFramed]

Id say that was GREAT! As long as it was YOU who took care of her.

How would you respond if I doused you with bear bait and tied you to a tree in the woods?

LMAO @ "bear bait"- that's one of the nicknames I've given my idiot neighbors dog at the RV park (let's the yappy little thing run loose at night).

With a great deal of screaming, yelling, and loss of blood I'm guessing.

How would you respond if you came home and discovered I'd dropped the bear off at your house? Oh yeah, I showed him how to open the fridge, cupboards, etc.....

Id wonder how the hell you managed to make friends with a bear.

How would you respond if I let loose a heard of rabid, man-eating goats inside your bathroom?

 

[WildernessWildChild]

Id say that was GREAT! As long as it was YOU who took care of her.

How would you respond if I doused you with bear bait and tied you to a tree in the woods?

LMAO @ "bear bait"- that's one of the nicknames I've given my idiot neighbors dog at the RV park (let's the yappy little thing run loose at night).

With a great deal of screaming, yelling, and loss of blood I'm guessing.

How would you respond if you came home and discovered I'd dropped the bear off at your house? Oh yeah, I showed him how to open the fridge, cupboards, etc.....

Id wonder how the hell you managed to make friends with a bear.

How would you respond if I let loose a heard of rabid, man-eating goats inside your bathroom?

I'd respond that you've got one hell of a mean streak.

Rabid, man-eating goats? Where do you come up with this honeysuckle woman? Your nightmares must be of Stephan King quality!

How would you respond if you woke up and discovered that you'd been moved out to the middle of a lake while you were snoring?