I ____ Your ____ with ____

[Garbageman]

I take your money and buy a Jaw Harp (Jew's Harp)

 

[Danielle]

I mixed your Jaw harp (Jews harp) in with my allen wrenches...

 

[Garbageman]

I melted your allen wrenches together with my Zippo lighter.

 

[EveWasFramed]

I took your Zippo lighter and lit my candles.

 

[Danielle]

I ate your lit candles with a little bit of frosting for flavor.

 

[T20]

I stamp on your frosting with my football boots.

 

[TropicalStarfish]

I dissolve your football boots with my acid.

 

[GraceBlossom]

I set fire to your acid with my breath.

 

[T20]

I take your breath and put it in my peanut butter jar.

 

[Garbageman]

I fly your peanut butter jar to the south pole with my kite.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I burnt your kite with my dragon breath of fire.

 

[T20]

I extinguished your dragon breath of fire with my fountain of saliva.

 

[Garbageman]

I bury your fountain of saliva with my Earth Mover.

 

[EveWasFramed]

I used your Earth mover to bury my ex. (wary) lol

 

[Rosebolt]

I resurrected your ex with my necromancy skills.

 

[Sigma]

I disregard your necromancy skills with my apathy.

 

[ucxb]

I disregard your apathy and dance with my rain stick

 

[EveWasFramed]

I take your rain stick and club my annoying co-workers with it.

 

[Garbageman]

I cast a spell on your annoying co-workers with my magic squirrel tail.

 

[Alienated]

I tickle my imaginary girl friend's ass with your magic squirrel tail