i have a solution for some of you

[miltonbradley]

this is directed towards the men who come here and vent about their sexual frustration and/or lack of a relationship with a woman. well have no fear. milton is here.
dr. bradley is in the house yall.
ok so here is what you do. you empty your piggy bank and count your stacks. big ballin and you didn't even know it. make sure you got about $50. you need the money because chances are no girl will have sex with you unless you pay her. but that's okay. $50 will be sufficient for a cheap hooker plus gas money each way and maybe a sandwich. idealy we'd like to hire a more upscale classy broad, which would require several hundred more dollars, but in times like these we can never be too greedy. beggars can't be choosers. so now it's time to execute our gameplan.
GET HER PREGNANT. do it. by all means. that is your mission. insist that no condom is used. if she refuses, punch her and leave. if she agrees, that's great. and if she's on the pill, pray for a miracle. god is on your side.
so once she's pregnant she will be forced to spend time with you. you now have a girlfriend. not only did you cure your sexual frustration by banging a sexy escort, you have also fulfilled your desire to be in a relationship. you can now share your life with a beautiful woman. she is linked to you forever. you will fall in love. you will name your child milton, after the great philosipher and life coach you met on this website.
this is your chance guys. don't fresia up

 

[Masson]

Brilliant

 

[rosebud]

 

[Code S.O.L]

So..... you're insisting that we potentially rape a cheap hooker, and force her to stay with us through child birth?

You trollin?

 

[IgnoredOne]

lol

 

[jjam]

sex is lame
love making is where it's at

 

[PurpleDays]

revolutionary.

 

[Callie]

Milton, wow, just wow....

*shakes head and walks away*

 

[Sci-Fi]

LOL

50 dollar hooker eh? Odds are she won't be that good looking and will probably have a variety of diseases. Well at least if you get her pregnant and end up with a girlfriend and a kid it won't matter if your penis falls off. Me, I kind of like playing with mine so I'll pass on this.

 

[Peter Lorre]

Hahahahahahaahahaha

...


Hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[floffyschneeman]

O_O

 

[SkuzzieMuff]

This is quite brilliant. It may work the same way for the ladies of the site if you can find a male hooker that isn't gay, and then the chance of pregnancy increases. Hell, this could be the solution to the entire prostitution problem in the U.S.! You should pitch this idea to the Gubment and get together an emo army to wipe out all the harems.

 

[VanillaCreme]

Well, chances are she might already be pregnant. Also, her pimp might jump out of the dark alley and stomp you to bits.

 

[paulo]

humm..
judging by the reactions to your solution i think its back to the drawing board for you..

you got my hopes up with "I have a solution for some of you"
it got really disapointing after that

try again..

 

[Fragile]

She'll probably just have an abortion.

 

[AFrozenSoul]

Now why didn't I think of that?

 

[Callie]

Now why didn't I think of that?

I don't think anyone but Milton could think of something like that

 

[ryk]

^this

 

[kaede]

lol @ rosebud's reply!

 

[Swamp Yankee]

Hey dirtbag, the fact is that there are people in this world, through no fault of their own, who are so lonely they'd trade the last ten years of their lives just to have someone to talk to.

Just in case you are having a hard time getting both of your neurons to fire at the same time let me inform you that 'paying for it' does not count; you'll come away in worse shape than you arrived.

The fact that you find amusement in other peoples' pain is all I need to know about you and I do *SO* hope that 1) some day you get what is coming to you and 2) I somehow get to watch.

If ******** like you all moved to Mars the world would be a far better place.

Why not go troll somewhere else, you have burned all of your bridges here. -SY.