I'D RATHER (you fill in the blank)

[A new life]

I'd rather__

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Women tell me that I'm "funny" and "sweet"
I'd rather have them tell me that I resemble Brad Pitt

 

[Peter Lorre]

[video=youtube]

 

[Kenny]

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

I'd rather beg forgiveness than ask permission.

 

[Sfgiantslover]

I'd rather__

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Women tell me that I'm "funny" and "sweet"
I'd rather have them tell me that I resemble Brad Pitt

Yell

 

[Finished]

I'd rather eat ice cream then ice cubes.
I'd rather leave a poop then take one.
I'd rather spend my money then leave it to others.