If you could say ONE THING to the president of the US, what would it be?

[user 139760]

"Hey man, how's the mafia? How come the New York cops are so innefective they haven't busted you for honeysuckle done in the 80's yet? You own 'em too?"

 

[Volt]

Probably not the best thread to necro :club:  lol

Depends on how you look at it. 

 

[DarkSelene]

Your hair is cream that's been soured in the sun and lightly steamed

 

[Volt]

Boom, roasted.

 

[Xpendable]

Nuke this planet.

 

[Volt]

That's another way to roast people.

 

[user 139760]

That's another way to roast people.

Look at the bright side; global warming won't be that much of an issue anymore.

 

[Volt]

Be plenty of brightness too.

 

[user 139760]

True. Nobody's going to need flashlight.
Also, plenty of roasted chickens just lying around.

 

[Volt]

By now i keep reading fleshlight whenever you type that. Maybe they'd survive too.

 

[user 139760]

LOL Dammit....
Well depending on who survives, a healthy supply of them might not be a bad thing either.

 

[Volt]

We got the baseline for a post apocalyptic society down. Just need shelter!

 

[bleed_the_freak]

Good effin job!

 

[user 139760]

Turns out this was a cool thread to necro, it seems.

 

[Volt]

I hoped it would be.

 

[user 139760]

Besides, Trump isn't a bad chap. Hell, if someone is supposed to nuke the world, might as well be someone who'll be able to sell it at a high price and put his face in gold letters on the side of the planet before auctioning it off, right?

I'm thinking of petitioning him for a handout. If I suck up enough, it might even work, he's loaded.

 

[Volt]

Good luck with that! 

Yeah i don't know really. I don't follow him/his administration enough so i don't really know what's actually going on.

 

[user 139760]

Good luck with that! 

Yeah i don't know really. I don't follow him/his administration enough so i don't really know what's actually going on.

Me neither. All I know is he's loaded because he sells stuff

All I need. ;-)

 

[MisterLonely]

pmurt dlanod

 

[user 139760]

It's an anagram for Damp Old Runt