Non Sequitur Thread

[mintymint]

My laptop is hot. I need a steel lap.

 

[Badjedidude]

Typing with one hand takes longer than it should.

 

[mintymint]

Water has all sorts of great uses.

 

[Badjedidude]

Strawberries are best with hotdogs.

It's been proven.

 

[Zak]

I read the title "non squirter thread"

 

[Badjedidude]

Lemon juice apparently helps singers prepare for shows. I never knew that before.

It tastes gross.

 

[mintymint]

Sciatica is a pain in the ass.

 

[Pasha Selim]

Reminds me a song ... I'm a ***** I'm a liar I'm a sinner (... something like that)

 

[cheaptrickfan]

It tastes like cantaloupe juice.

 

[Minus]

The myopic hound followed the smelly trail.

 

[mintymint]

The threads are cross-pollinating

 

[Minus]

Anyone seem the loops?

 

[mintymint]

Do we ask questions here?

 

[Minus]

I want my cookies.

 

[mintymint]

Winstons taste good, like a cigarette should.

 

[Minus]

Pink Floyd - One of These Days

 

[Badjedidude]

Red Alert! Stop the Captain! *WOOT!! WOOT!! WOOT!!*

 

[cheaptrickfan]

I cry every time they do a news segment on Charla Nash, that woman who had been mauled by her friend's chimpanzee.

 

[Minus]

the dim reality of our obsession

 

[Badjedidude]

These mints in my mouth are hardly satisfying.