The Ideal Woman

[mintymint]

So... real girls smell like rotting flesh?

I'm just saying that imaginary girls maintain all the virtues of dead girls while at the same time managing to not give your pad that putrid aroma that whispers of love and necrophilia.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

So... real girls smell like rotting flesh?

I'm just saying that imaginary girls maintain all the virtues of dead girls while at the same time managing to not give your pad that putrid aroma that whispers of love and necrophilia.

Virtues. Hmm. So, imaginary girls are motionless and, um, passive? I did not know that was a virtue.

Well, diff'rent stokes...

 

[Badjedidude]

Real dead girls smell like rotting flesh. If you're lucky, the live ones don't.

----Steve

 

[EveWasFramed]

wtf, rofl...do I even want to know how this thread got to where it's at atm?

 

[Just_Some_Dude]

oh, i thought that somebody said rotting "fish"...

i was like ewww

 

[Badjedidude]

LOL no, Eve, you don't wanna know. I think in this instance ignorance may indeed be bliss.

----Steve

 

[EveWasFramed]

*remains blissfully unaware*

 

[Just_Some_Dude]

my ideal woman is:

intelligent
strong-willed
dominant
clean shaven (LOL, i couldn't type that with a straight face)
and educated

and most importantly, beautiful...

here she is:

 

[mintymint]

ROFLMAO You almost killed me jsd! *chokes*

 

[Just_Some_Dude]

ROFLMAO You almost killed me jsd! *chokes*

you like it

 

[EveWasFramed]

omg I am sooooooo not gonna say what I thought when I read those last two posts.

 

[Just_Some_Dude]

omg I am sooooooo not gonna say what I thought when I read those last two posts.

your quick wit isn't lost on me lol, but ewww

 

[EveWasFramed]

lol, as LC would say, that's a load of vegina, right??


EDIT: Still waiting on minty to notice, lol.

 

[mintymint]

EDIT: Still waiting on minty to notice, lol.

You won't even let me play dumb? That's cold. And why would I be laughing!? Quoth jsd: ewwww

 

[EveWasFramed]

EDIT: Still waiting on minty to notice, lol.

You won't even let me play dumb? That's cold. And why would I be laughing!? Quoth jsd: ewwww

omg rofl...I just spewed my tea!

 

[Badjedidude]

omg rofl...I just spewed my tea!

I'm secretly wondering if this is some sort of dirty euphamism indicating female excitement.

----Steve

 

[mintymint]

omg rofl...I just spewed my tea!

I'm secretly wondering if this is some sort of dirty euphamism indicating female excitement.

----Steve

*Hi-fives BJD*

 

[EveWasFramed]

lol I suppose you fine male specimens can have that effect on a woman?

 

[Badjedidude]

"Eve's got curves," is my reply to that.

*innocent* ^_^

----Steve

 

[EveWasFramed]

"Eve's got curves," is my reply to that.

*innocent* ^_^

----Steve

rofl Ima kill Zak!! :club: