The Ideal Woman

[mintymint]

lol, why do you people keep bringing up words like...depth, bone, choking and strangling? Opps, sorry Minty.

*peeps*

Eve, Eve, Evey, Eve... I'm seriously considering having the content of my posts peer-reviewed by a group of 15 year old boys prior to posting. If it passes the muster of a giggle test, then I'll know I'm safe...

 

[cheaptrickfan]

lol, why do you people keep bringing up words like...depth, bone, choking and strangling? Opps, sorry Minty.

*peeps*

Eve, Eve, Evey, Eve... I'm seriously considering having the content of my posts peer-reviewed by a group of 15 year old boys prior to posting. If it passes the muster of a giggle test, then I'll know I'm safe...

I think that you're doing fine with your own internal 15 year-old boy.

 

[Just_Some_Dude]

I think that you're doing fine with your own internal 15 year-old boy.

isn't that illegal?

 

[cheaptrickfan]

I think that you're doing fine with your own internal 15 year-old boy.

isn't that illegal?

His inner (as in mental, like voices inside one's head) 15 year-old boy. Don't say you don't have one. You must have at least a dozen snickering at all the double entendres flying around the joint.

 

[mintymint]

I think that you're doing fine with your own internal 15 year-old boy.

isn't that illegal?

hmmm... am I able to statutorily rape myself?... I'm certainly willing to try

 

[Just_Some_Dude]

I think that you're doing fine with your own internal 15 year-old boy.

isn't that illegal?

hmmm... am I able to statutorily rape myself?... I'm certainly willing to try

not in alabama!

 

[Just_Some_Dude]

i always thought condi was kind of hot!

 

[EveWasFramed]

lol, why do you people keep bringing up words like...depth, bone, choking and strangling? Opps, sorry Minty.

*peeps*

Eve, Eve, Evey, Eve... I'm seriously considering having the content of my posts peer-reviewed by a group of 15 year old boys prior to posting. If it passes the muster of a giggle test, then I'll know I'm safe...

lol I forgot to add the use of the word "probe" to that list of words you keep using.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

i always thought condi was kind of hot!

JSD, the minute you hold up Ann Coulter as the epitome of "hot," it's over!@@!!


That said, I liked Condi despite our political differences.

 

[loketron]

at the library ive been renting all dvds i can get my hands on.
ive made it to the world section and, there are these videos
called "globe trekker" basically exploring a certain region.
anyways the host 'Megan Mccormick' is sooooooo hot!
she brings the 'girl next door' type to a new high.

and shes funny and quite entertaining to watch

i want to travel the world cuddling next to that!

 

[IGETNONE]

well i'm looking for someone who is sexy, well not just beautiful on the outside but inside as well like she's gotta have a great personality but i'm never gunna find that person so why bother

 

[Just_Some_Dude]

JSD, the minute you hold up Ann Coulter as the epitome of "hot," it's over!@@!!

she isn't the epitome of hot, but i might touch her boobies

 

[cheaptrickfan]

JSD, the minute you hold up Ann Coulter as the epitome of "hot," it's over!@@!!

she isn't the epitome of hot, but i might touch her boobies

Would you want to touch boobies just because they're there? What about a pre-op tranny with implants?

 

[Just_Some_Dude]

Would you want to touch boobies just because they're there? What about a pre-op tranny with implants?

jsd'd mind just exploded from the paradox!

that said, HELL NO!

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Would you want to touch boobies just because they're there? What about a pre-op tranny with implants?

jsd'd mind just exploded from the paradox!

that said, HELL NO!

Ok, so more than just bewbies. lol

 

[Just_Some_Dude]

Ok, so more than just bewbies. lol

a friend of mine set me up with a tranny stripper once! found out early on at the club something was a little off! don't ask how? i won't disclose details. needless to say, i still left with my pride, but narrowly!

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Ok, so more than just bewbies. lol

a friend of mine set me up with a tranny stripper once! found out early on at the club something was a little off! don't ask how? i won't disclose details. needless to say, i still left with my pride, but narrowly!

Was his/her tuck off? That'll do it. lol Of course the Adam's apple is usually a dead giveaway.

 

[Just_Some_Dude]

Ok, so more than just bewbies. lol

a friend of mine set me up with a tranny stripper once! found out early on at the club something was a little off! don't ask how? i won't disclose details. needless to say, i still left with my pride, but narrowly!

Was his/her tuck off? That'll do it. lol Of course the Adam's apple is usually a dead giveaway.

no. this dude looked like a layday! ah ah! dude looked like a layday!

 

[matthewferry]

You're looking for the perfect woman dude! Best of luck to you!

 

[Badjedidude]

Thanks, SPAAAAAAM. Now shtthefckup&goawy.

----Steve