WHAT ARE THE 10 MOST IMPORTANT THINGS YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?

[Badjedidude]

Hitler is still alive? @_@ ZOMG!!!!

...wait...who cares? I'm not a Jew. I should be safe. XD

----Steve

 

[SophiaGrace]

Are you homosexual, bisexual, bicurious bipartisan or a gypsY?

 

[Badjedidude]

Nope.

I'm a Nazi.

----Steve

P.S. Just kidding. Calm down.

 

[mintymint]

1) They do not have a bloody axe in their hands
2) They do not carry the Ebola virus
3) They do not keep their status of being AIDS positive a secret from me
4) They are not a sex offender
5) They do not offer to shoot me up with heroin
6) They do not jump out at me nude from a darkened alley
7) They do not have delusions they are Superman and jump out of my apartment window.
8) They do not have a weird fetish for disabled girls
9) They are not Hitler
10) They do not want to suck my soul out of my body

...so if i got a 10 out of 10, does that make me Super Hitler?

 

[Badjedidude]

...so if i got a 10 out of 10, does that make me Super Hitler?

Sir....may I write your story? XD

----Steve

 

[mintymint]

...so if i got a 10 out of 10, does that make me Super Hitler?

Sir....may I write your story? XD

----Steve

lmao!

Mein Kampf II - The Journey to Uber Hitler


As far as the thread topic goes, i think i pretty much summed it up in my post on Sophia's ideal woman thread.

For me, the ideal woman has integrity, emotional intelligence, a sense of humor and an open mind. Those are the qualities that I find to be essential in order to maintain a meaningful and fulfilling relationship. Honestly, if I love the girl, everything else is icing on the cake

Bonus points for having an inquisitive/analytical mind

Oh, and don't forget the boobs. I need like double hindenbergs to be satisfied. Ladies? lol

 

[Steel]

The idea of a naked Hitler lurking in alleys is strangely disturbing.

 

[Badjedidude]

The idea of a naked Hitler lurking in alleys is strangely disturbing.

I dunno, I was thinking that there was a class "A" porno in there somewhere.

----Steve

 

[Just_Some_Dude]

Submissive.

Yessss.

Mistress NerdyGirl!

 

[SophiaGrace]

1) They do not have a bloody axe in their hands
2) They do not carry the Ebola virus
3) They do not keep their status of being AIDS positive a secret from me
4) They are not a sex offender
5) They do not offer to shoot me up with heroin
6) They do not jump out at me nude from a darkened alley
7) They do not have delusions they are Superman and jump out of my apartment window.
8) They do not have a weird fetish for disabled girls
9) They are not Hitler
10) They do not want to suck my soul out of my body

...so if i got a 10 out of 10, does that make me Super Hitler?

o_o I dont know what that makes you

It probably means i'm getting a restraining order against you

 

[*The Cursed One*]

I'M going to answer this question seriously. Because I cannot top Sophia's list if I joke around.

My ideal fella must be:

Trustworthy
Well endowed... With intelligence, I mean!
Committed to our relationship. If he even checks out other girls in front of me, it's over.
Somewhat talkative, because I'm really quiet.
Nerdy. Comic books, computers, gaming, sci-fi, fantasy... we must have things in common!
A little romantic. Not a lot, as I'll get annoyed, but not so little that it feels like friendship.
Respectful of my religious beliefs.
Taller than 5'6", and not more than 50 pounds overweight. Maybe I'm shallow, but there it is.
Organized. I'm not, so somebody has to be.
Submissive.

I'm sure that later, I'm going to want to replace something in this list with something else.

Not that I'm suggesting anything for a second, but you've described me almost down to a T...

 

[nerdygirl]

Submissive.

Yessss.

Mistress NerdyGirl!

Goddess Nerdy Girl.

Not that I'm suggesting anything for a second, but you've described me almost down to a T...

Oh! The other important thing I need to throw in there. He must be no more than 5 years older or younger than I am. Drat... now I have to figure out which one to throw out.

 

[Just_Some_Dude]

Oh! The other important thing I need to throw in there. He must be no more than 5 years older or younger than I am. Drat... now I have to figure out which one to throw out.

hey baybay! you like muscles?

 

[MegaMelt]

bust
waist
hips
ankles
flexibility
endurance
stamina
experience
knowledge
openmindedness

ohhhh, the "opposite" sex, I was thinking for "good" sex.

sorry, carry on...

LO! ROFLMAO!

 

[loketron]

i like lists, lets roll....

smitten with me
not a crazy person
likes/knows of 'the mars volta'
goofy
likes sushi
has a drink every now and then, or just a little more but not going to get all crazy drunk on my ass
hates drama
is ok with moderate marijuana use, or has a better idea (love making in its place)
democratic party representive
would consider calling me and being my BEST FRIEND!

 

[MegaMelt]

1. Funny. Someone who can make me laugh. Someone who can't stop telling me funny stories and someone who would crack up hilarious jokes. Ha-ha! Krusty the Klown is off the list.

2. Independent. Someone who would let me hold his wallet for a while. I can be a too little too materialistic, you know. >

3. No gaaayyyysss.

4. Childish. Someone who loves playing videogames. Esp. Racing games, or games who deals with so much blood and gore. Yeahhhh. I could be a boy sometimes. Tahaha. =)) But I'm not a lesbigay

5. Well-educated. I just love guys who can speak French and English fluently And boys who could explain the laws of Physics to me. Not the geek type, just smart enough.

6. Faithful. I know, I know. This word isn't that famous anymore. I'd be lucky if ever I get one.

7. Music Lover. Someone who knows how to play the piano or the guitar always scores! Haha.

8. A bit dirty, but not always. A little Greenminded. But still respects me. I don't like someone who thinks about sex everyday. SOMETIMES would be nice. But I'm not a hooker. Tch. Tch. I'm just a 14 year old MATURED-ENOUGH girl.

9. Someone who knows how to be jealous. Haha! I love boys who gets jealous everytime I'm with my guy-friends. I could feel their affection somehow.

10. Just simply and plainly, someone who would love me

 

[oarivan]

Honestly I can't list 10. I'd love a woman who can carry on an intelligent conversation, respect my geeky/nerdy nature, be willing to settle down at some point, capable of dealing with my depression, speak and understand english and not be too serious (I can make weird animal/baby sounds so I'm quite childish). I'm also adventurous in bed so I'd love the same trait in her.

 

[Enchantress]

Here goes

1.Good humor-Someone who knows how to bring the house down ahaha or atleast enjoys a good laugh.

2.Responsible-Okay I know it's abit weird having funny and responsible as the top 2 on my list but I don't think they contradict.Someone who could be relied on to do things in time for instance or be there when needed is a huge plus.

3.Has no interest whatsoever in any other girl but me ahahaa okay now am I getting demanding?

4.Is not shy-Can handle awkward or bad situations and can stick up for themselves.

5.Can be childish and a dork with me if he likes hehe

6.Is somewhat physically attractive.

7.Somebody who doesn't start fights and cares enough to accept my flaws as they are.

8.Never gets bored from spending too much time with me.

9.Honest

10.Polite.

 

[Just_Some_Dude]

6.Is somewhat physically attractive.

I've got a siamese twin growing out of the right side of my ribcage, but we are both handsome, would you date me?

 

[Xelha]

1. non-smoker
2. not a drug user
3. someone I find at least a bit attractive
4. faithful/trustworthy
5. sense of humour
6. someone who finds me attractive (especially since I have low self-esteem)
7. someone who can be childish/playful and isn't always serious, but who can be serious when he needs to be
8. someone who's going somewhere in life(i.e. studying post-secondary or has a good job)
9. someone who i can be myself around and not feel shy
10. someone who treats me well

I'm pretty picky lol. But the guy I'm with now fits most, if not all of my "requirements".