What would you say if..?

[Danielle]

I'd say that I'm suing for a lot of money!!!

What would you say if I took your favorite pen?

 

[Joturbo]

I'd say I have 29 others there called biros lol.

What would you say if your lottery ticket had matched all the numbers but I'd forgotten to give it in?

 

[Danielle]

I would yell profanities then cry because I would still be poor.

What would you say if I jumped up and scared you from behind?

 

[Jently]

I can't write that here i'd get banned probably

What would you say if you saw a flasher?

 

[BadGuy]

I would just smile as long as it was a her

What would you say if the express check out was not

 

[Hazed]

Assuming you mean not available, i'd say nothing and use another checkout.

What would you say if i showed up on your doorstep?

 

[Joturbo]

Come in mate meet the family..just no photos please

What would you say if asked you to babysit whilst I go to the cinema?

 

[Hazed]

Take the kid with you.

What would you say if i wished you happy new year in August?

 

[Danielle]

I'd say thanks..but you're a little late... or early!

What would you say if you saw a mermaid on the beach?

 

[BadGuy]

Im rich lol

What would you do if i didnt ask a question ?

 

[Hazed]

Remain silent.

What would you say if i gave you 4 croissants and told you to protect them with your life?

 

[Joturbo]

I don't know you from Adam...eat them

What would you say if I gave you four Vanilla crowns and told you to protect them with your life?

 

[Jessicat]

I would swear allegiance to you and protect them with my life. 🗡

What would you say if I asked you to turn my life into a fairytale?

 

[Hazed]

I have already.

What would you say if i told you i suddenly have a free evening?

 

[Joturbo]

I'm washing my hair

What would you say if I said you had a great taste in suits

 

[Jessicat]

Well, ofc I got great taste in suits. *roll eyes*.

What would you say if I asked you to wear matching dresses with me?

 

[Hazed]

Gay.

What would you say if i hit and killed a person on accident?