What would you say if..?

[Pathfinder]

F you and flip them back off. (Then hope I’m not dealing with road rage and having to drive to the nearest police station )

What would you say if someone didn’t like the present that you gave them ?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Aww that's too bad, sorry, maybe it can come to be useful someday or maybe you can give it away to someone who'd have better use for it.

What would you say if you bumped into the Queen of England in the back alley of some shops?

 

[Volt]

Nothing and keep walking.

What would you say if a shopkeeper called you mommy?

 

[ladyforsaken]

"Yes, my child?"

Lol.

What would you say if you could see an angry ghost clinging on to your best friend?

 

[Volt]

Depends entirely on the personality of the friend.

What would you say if someone's dog charged you?

 

[user 130057]

I'd say 'How did you know I was a robot?'

Oh, you didn't mean it like that... OK

'Why am I being served by a canine?'

Still wrong?

'I didn't do it officer dog'

Wrong again? Fook it.

What would you say if someone intentionally ruined your fun?

 

[user 130057]

What would you say if no one answered you after almost a year?

 

[Serenia]

:club: Hit them over the head with their own club and say come play games more.

What would you say if, someone came up to you and offer to take you to their Mothership?

 

[Pathfinder]

Nope nope nopety nope nope. ......unless I can bring my dog.

What would you say if someone confused you for another person and hugged you?

 

[user 130057]

I think that happened once. I think I recoiled in horror!

What would you say if I sent you an entire container full of bubblewrap?

 

[Danielle]

I'd say that I may pop them all before I got back!

What would you say if you caught your coworker picking their nose at their desk?

 

[user 130057]

Nothing. Everyone deserves to mine for gold once in a while.

What would you say if someone suddenly removed a VR helmet from your head and you realised that everything you thought was real was just a simulation?

 

[Danielle]

I say that I think Im losing my mind

What would you say if I walked up and punched you in the face?

 

[Jently]

Ouch probably

What would you say if you saw a label hanging out the back of someone's clothing?

 

[Danielle]

Id tell them, then tuck it back in.

What would you say if someone woke you in the middle of the night for no reason?

 

[Jently]

Think I would possibly get banned if I wrote that here

What would you say if you found out someone you loved had been lying to you?

 

[constant stranger]

Probably look for the nearest exit.

What would you do if you discovered your supervisor at work was stealing from the firm?

 

[Joturbo]

Nothing...seen it anyway he got the sack

What would you do if your co-worker sitting next to you asked you out on a date?

 

[Danielle]

I'd say No thank you.. I have a boyfriend and I am not into women... But I'm flattered

What would you do if someone fell asleep in the middle of you speaking to them?

 

[Pathfinder]

Awwwwww.....and leave them alone to sleep. Cover them up if I could.

What would you say if you got to the bottom of your plate of salad and found a bug?