Would you rather..

[MissGuided]

Oh gross...I cannot, in good conscience, pick either. In fact, I am honestly nauseated now - thanks.

Would you rather see BC in a pink lace nightie or gouge out your own eyes?

 

[theraab]

Gouge out my own eyes (though I think that I would end up doing that either way).

Would you rather listen to every Coldplay song back to back or fall into a vat of acid?

 

[MissGuided]

^ lol

Acid, please.

Would you rather drive a Prius or smell your own gas?

 

[theraab]

Smell my own gas (though, in fairness, I would choose that more often than I should admit)

Would you rather slip in public restroom or shave a hobo's legs?

 

[MissGuided]

^ lol, you're such a man, Raab.

Oh, I have to choose the hobo. I would feel compelled to shave off my own skin if I fell onto the floor of a public restroom.

Would you rather carry a man-purse each day or a fanny pack?

 

[theraab]

Fanny pack - there's a point in every man's life where wearing a fanny pack is no longer an embarrassment, and I think I've reached that age.

Would you rather lose an eye or a foot?

 

[MissGuided]

I don't know...would I get a discount on shoes if I choose foot?

Would you rather watch a really bad football game or a really good boxing match?

 

[theraab]

Bad football game.

Would you rather take a bath in grape jelly or drink a quart of canola oil?

 

[MissGuided]

Grape jelly

Would you rather sing '99 Bottles of Beer' or 'Row Your Boat' on a cross country car trip?

 

[theraab]

Row your boat.

Would you rather drink mountain dew or gasoline?

 

[MissGuided]

Gasoline, even diesel.

Would you rather be an accomplice to a bank heist or the getaway driver?

 

[Fustar]

Getaway driver

Would you rather sit all day or stand?

 

[MissGuided]

Hmm, stand as long as I was moving.

Would you rather give a speech on stage or be the random person the magician picked out of the audience to assist him?

 

[theraab]

Give the speech.

Would you rather eat a box of ex-lax or a box of immodium?

 

[MissGuided]

Seeing as how they ultimately create the same result, I'll take Ex-lax because they offer a chocolate flavor.

Would you rather clean up after someone that had a box of Ex-lax or a bottle of Immodium?

 

[theraab]

^they have opposite results.

Immodium

Would you rather go into work early or leave late every day?

 

[MissGuided]

^ Wait...seriously? I thought they were for the same, er, problem?

Definitely early.

The next person likes the Black Eyed Peas.

 

[theraab]

I would say yes, except this is the would you rather game

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^BTW, Immodium stops you up. Ex lax makes you go.

 

[MissGuided]

Ugh, I got my games confused again - sorry. That's what I get for shopping while answering questions.

Would you rather listen to the Black Eyed Peas or Ludacris for 12 straight hours?

 

[Will8285]

Black eyed peas.

Would you rather be a passenger on a plane or a submarine?