Recent content by Omnisiac

Easy...married my ex-wife

Definitely this, but get all the girls involved. It will be a therepeutic, team building exercise.

Just sounds like he was using you and your friend to make himself feel better. And when he couldn't do that anymore he got upset. Care less about this than you do. As little as possible.

Feeling like a mootch sucks. I remember staying with my sister for a few months when i started college. Her husband was a real duche. Reminded me everyday about how I was eating his food and sleeping under his roof. Drove me insane.

Lol...my wife would love it if i gave her a survey afterward and I would lmao watching her get upset when I don't read it.

That's a perfect definition, albiet a long one, of a cult.

Parents are people too. They are really just older kids. They try and do their best, generally for themselves but they have an obligation to raise you and you have to give them credit for trying, because having parents that care is better than ones that don't. I know you may not think so and its...

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Yer crassness labels you a feminine vaginal cleansing instrument...in a bad way. Do you really think the concept had not occurred to him? He is here asking for assistance and advice. What are you doing here? Yes many of us might be socially retarded but the fact that you are on this site and...

Not really sure we are comparing appkes to apples. To say you are better at sex than women ...doesn't that mean you are better at pleasing men then they are?

LOL, almost an Ewok.

I have learned more about yall than anyone else new in my life. And I keep spending more time on here to read about you...So you are all my crushes..es.

I thought they were strawberries too at first. Its funnier to think of them as nuts though. Makes it all the more strange.

1 - I can only sleep on my stomach. 2 - I crush my pack of cigarettes and then smoke them angrily 3 - I want to take people's personalities but only if they hate it. 4 - I eat out everyday...sometimes twice and then promise I won't tomorrow. 5 - I developed an alcohol allergy, can only drink...