Recent content by The Depressed Shmoo

Does anyone else always have to go on holidays (or vacation) on their own or is it just me? When I go on holiday (on my own) I always choose to go self-catering so I don't have to sit in a room full of happy holidaymakers at mealtimes. I don't go out in the evenings and going to the beach is a...

Love you all. Be cool. Be safe. Massive hug - no fancy graphics, don't know how to do them.

Wow! Love the Iron Maiden Eddie image. You wrote that before the swine flu outbreak. Who are you?

The reason I don't want kids - if you go to a party and it's really crap would you call your friends and tell them to come over? To me, life is a party that really sucks and I wouldn't want to be responsible for making someone else endure it too.

I try to avoid making eye contact with the woman I work for in case the hatred I feel for her causes her **** head to explode (like in Scanners) and I end up with her muck all over my clothes. Seriously though, when I'm walking down the street I hardly ever make eye contact, but when I do, it's...

You should go to her house before we all under placed under some bizarre curfew due to swine flu and before Iran and the US lock horns and start firing missiles at each other. What have you got to lose?

That's cool. I hated studying English Literature at school for that reason.

I trudged along a street, looked at the cats that are there every morning(thinking how lucky they are to be cats) walked quickly to ensure I caught the bus on time - that dreary vessel full of misery that transports me to the place I must go to from Monday to Friday every f...ing week to ensure...

I feel exactly the way you do. In one of the scripts I'm working on (scribbled ideas on an A4 pad) the evil authorities design a world to get rid of free thinkers by making everything so vapid, honeysuckle and worthless and not worth striving for - a chasm of emptiness, but that's just me being morose.

11 days to what?

A wise man once said " A man who marries a woman is like a man who tethers himself to a goat". I made that up - I'm going to put it in one of my scripts if I ever get the peace and quiet to write. By the way, I'm female so that wasn't sexist, okay?

As a 5-year old at Sunday school I saw a picture of Christ on a cross in between two other crosses against a background of a blood red sky and it scared the honeysuckle out of me. I was informed that this man had died for me and this has coloured my thinking for years. I believed that anyone who...

The New Shmoo (of course), Agaton Sax, Professor Balfazar, Sentinel One - obscure, but that's just the way I am

15 years for me - is that a record?