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RyanEhf
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This is my thread for general griping, ßi╦¢hing and moaning about stuff that sort of pisses me off, but is also just kind of ridiculous or funny to others, I mean if anyone reading this would be mean enough to have a laugh at my expense, which I highly doubt (wary).
Everyone is free to post here provided you follow these simple guidelines
NUMÉRO UNO (that’s #1 for anyone who doesn’t know Spanish or hasn’t lived in Texas, or watched sesame street): Each post must begin with the words . . . you guessed it, I love it . . . as in “I love it when, I leave my printer on the floor, and then I stub my toe on it and a piece of the plastic siding breaks off.” Comprender mi amigos? (do you understand, friends?)
#2) Nothing dark, if you have serious issues there are many other threads for that, and I wish you luck on your journey.
#3) Nothing vulgar; see rule #2 sweetheart.
#4) No racial or religious comments.
#5) No politics (addendum: the subject of one Sarah Palin shall remain exempt from this category until further notice).
#6) This thread is for sarcastic ‘love it’s only. It is a place of perpetual comedic suffering and any genuine kudos or thankfulness will be promptly shown the door. I don’t mind a little off topic banter, but please, while you’re here, if you’re going to love something, do it sarcastically.
Ok now that that’s settled I’m ready to begin my never ending ironic complaint list to the universe. Well, universe, are you going to settle the tab, or must I keep griping forever, hmm? HMM?!!
I love it when . . . I'm driving, going 60 in a 50 zone, and another driver feels the necessity to ride my behind like I was crapping 100 dollar bills, but THEN, when I get out onto the highway, where faster driving is actually permissible, this person feels that driving 10 clicks under the limit is the way to go.
Good job, person that inappropriately gauges the speed they should be driving at, good job.
Everyone is free to post here provided you follow these simple guidelines
NUMÉRO UNO (that’s #1 for anyone who doesn’t know Spanish or hasn’t lived in Texas, or watched sesame street): Each post must begin with the words . . . you guessed it, I love it . . . as in “I love it when, I leave my printer on the floor, and then I stub my toe on it and a piece of the plastic siding breaks off.” Comprender mi amigos? (do you understand, friends?)
#2) Nothing dark, if you have serious issues there are many other threads for that, and I wish you luck on your journey.
#3) Nothing vulgar; see rule #2 sweetheart.
#4) No racial or religious comments.
#5) No politics (addendum: the subject of one Sarah Palin shall remain exempt from this category until further notice).
#6) This thread is for sarcastic ‘love it’s only. It is a place of perpetual comedic suffering and any genuine kudos or thankfulness will be promptly shown the door. I don’t mind a little off topic banter, but please, while you’re here, if you’re going to love something, do it sarcastically.
Ok now that that’s settled I’m ready to begin my never ending ironic complaint list to the universe. Well, universe, are you going to settle the tab, or must I keep griping forever, hmm? HMM?!!
I love it when . . . I'm driving, going 60 in a 50 zone, and another driver feels the necessity to ride my behind like I was crapping 100 dollar bills, but THEN, when I get out onto the highway, where faster driving is actually permissible, this person feels that driving 10 clicks under the limit is the way to go.
Good job, person that inappropriately gauges the speed they should be driving at, good job.