1. I'm only "the perfect daughter" because I want your money - hopefully one day I'll get enough out of you to pay for all of the counselling and honeysuckle I've had to have because of you.
2. I plan on disowning you - no matter what I do you're always an ******* to me and treat me like honeysuckle, like my feelings mean nothing. You use everybody, you manipulate, you quit everything, you need to stop smoking weed, you need to stop dealing, you need to act your age, you lie so much you believe yourself, you are deceitful, you are verbally and physically abusive, you're a self righteous ass who doesn't know to listen to good advice when he should. I'm a woman but I'll always have bigger balls than you will ever have, even if mine aren't "real" (as dumb as that sounds). There's more but I don't want to go on.
3. I love you, sometimes I think you must be a little bit crazy to want to be with somebody as messed up as me.
4. You're my hero. I think you're Superman and I love you.
5. You're the sexiest woman I know, and also one of the bravest. Whatever life throws at you, know I have complete faith in you and know I'll never ever ever abandon you, I'll always be right beside you ready to fight with and for you no matter what because you are my best friend. You "get" me, you don't judge me, you listen, I can be myself with you, we just "click", only you can call me "Luuuuuuucy"/"Fuzzle", we're a team. I love you.
And one more...
6. If you ever hit me, or threaten to hit me again I will come down on you harder than you can ever imagine. I promise you only this.