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[Badjedidude]

Cupcake is mouth present unto itself.

 

[Drama]

for some weird reason, for a second, I wondered how it would be like to have a cupcake and blowjob at the same time.
just for a second..........;;;;;

 

[swirlturtle]

In order to have a blowjob... You have to have a p.... (wary)

 

[Badjedidude]

In order to have a blowjob... You have to have a p.... (wary)

PENIS.

Fear not the name of the mighty man-rod.

 

[Drama]

In order to have a blowjob... You have to have a p.... (wary)

a pen?

use the pen as a fork and insert it in the cupcake then eat it.

I will go away now.

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In order to have a blowjob... You have to have a p.... (wary)

PENIS.

Fear not the name of the mighty man-rod.

honeysuckle

 

[swirlturtle]

I wasnt afraid of the word... I was whispering it in my head... P.... P.....try it stoobi. Trrrrryyy eeeet.

 

[Badjedidude]

I wasnt afraid of the word... I was whispering it in my head... P.... P.....try it stoobi. Trrrrryyy eeeet.

I don't whisper it. I proclaim it loudly and proudly, with a smile on my face and a bulge in my pants.

 

[swirlturtle]

While holding a cupcake?

 

[Badjedidude]

While holding a cupcake?

While simultaneously holding, eating, and giving head to a cupcake.

Picture that.

 

[swirlturtle]

Oh noooo. It hurts.. My head. Poor cupcake

 

[Badjedidude]

Oh noooo. It hurts.. My head. Poor cupcake

That dirty little cupcake was asking for it, and you know it was.

 

[Drama]

You abused it, bjd. YOU ABUSED IT!

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

In order to have a blowjob... You have to have a p.... (wary)

PENIS.

Fear not the name of the mighty man-rod.

You're right, she needs not fear at all - because it's more like a wormy man-squiggle.

 

[Drama]

ew lol

 

[Badjedidude]

16 October 2013

"Everyone comes with baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack."

I get the point, but... really...

It's not someone else's job to unpack your baggage. Why the fresia are you holding on to the baggage anyway? Deal with your own problems. Don't expect some magical love-of-your-life to fix your problems for you.

 

[Bob Arctor]

I just want someone to hold my bag for a while.

 

[Badjedidude]

I just want someone to hold my bag for a while.

I think you mean your sack.

 

[mintymint]

Are therapists also called baggage handlers?

 

[ghbarnaby2]

I just want someone to hold my bag for a while.

I think you mean your sack.

He has one of those?!

 

[Bob Arctor]

How dare you question my sackdom.