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Killer whale would win. All they have to do is grab onto the shark and prevent it from moving. When sharks cant move they die. I don't remember where I read this but I do remember reading about killer whales killing great whites by pinning them down. Also, dolphins are known to gang up on sharks and ram their snouts into them until they die.
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As far as I know, sharks are mostly instinctual.
 
a killer whale will win every time (well, almost every time).

great whites are seen as the terror of the deep, but it's really the orcas that are the terrors of the deep. in fact, the only enemy that the great white has is, you guessed it...

THE KILLER WHALE!

shamu vs. jaws? put all my money on shamu.
 
Tuna would win.

Terry Hoitz: No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend.

Allen Gamble: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.

Terry Hoitz: How you gonna do that?

Allen Gamble: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.

 
Lol at the above :D

I heard (I can't remember where) ages ago that sharks frequently devour a whale's tongue if they do win the fight...while the whale is alive. I think it's the blood vessels in it and the softness of the tissue, it makes it one of the first places they attack.

Since that's particularly unpleasant, I'd like to think the whales win most of the time... :\

(And as far as I can tell, Orcas indeed work together better. I don't think the situation arises too often, sharks typically have easier prey).
 
I don't see how the whale could win. It's clearly smarter than the shark but cmon, it's not that big of a diference. I guess the whale could try to swallow the shark? If possible, perhaps their mouths are only able to absorb plancton... But other than that, they aren't agressive canivors. They don't have ways of attacking anything bigger than plancton.

Anyway, I think the shark would go around the whale biting the big mammal with his sharp teeth over and over. The water around would slowly turn more and more red, as the shark violently cuts the whales skin until it perishes....
 
Words can't express the magnitude of idiocy I am feeling
right now. I can't fuckin' believe I posted that trash. lol My Bad.
 
The whales prevent the sharks from moving. Because of the way their respiratory system works, when sharks stop moving they die. Whales don't have to worry about that. In the video it says that killer whales are smart enough that if they see one killer whale kill a shark, they will learn how to do it.
 
Felix said:
I don't see how the whale could win.

Killer whales weigh an average of 9 tons. Great Whites weigh an average of 1.1 tons. Have you ever had 9 tons of blubber, muscle and sharp teeth ram you in the chest?

I haven't, but I imagine it would:

A: Hurt quite a lot
B: Crack a few ribs

:p
 
I dont listen to band music.. I hate beatles.. because they are too famous..People like them because everyone else likes them..
I only ever liked 2 songs from them.. + I dont think beatles are amazing.. or brilliant or legends.. they are just the first group to cash in their fame..
 
there is no such thing. music is art, and art is subjective. i dont get the beatles hype. im sure that at the time they first came out ot was new but i think most people that say they like them now are bandwagon people. as for the other choices i dont really care much for that type of band music as far as eagles and the stones. the stones have a few songs i like, mainly for the instrumental portions of it. and i have no idea what CCR is or stands for. i listen to quite a but of music that isnt band music as well.
 
There are two kinds of people that can be considered bandwagon people. Those who like something cos everyone likes it and those who hate something cos everyone likes it. I say, try it first before you make a conclusion. and if you don't like it, then it's not your style/preference/type. Doesn't mean it's bad or that people who likes them are stupid.


aaaand I dont have a particular favourite band. It depends on my mood which songs/band I listen to. :D
 
I voted for the Stones. Some of my other favs are Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Janice Joplin, Traffic, Blind Faith and Cream.
 
For some reason i got a chuckle out of the choices on the poll. The only band on it that was formed after the 60s was The Eagles and they only missed it by two years. I think "The Best Band Ever" often gets translated into what is your favorite band and so the 60s seems a little distant for many. A lot of people enjoy that eras music and while Jimi Hendrix and The Doors still sell a lot of music i suspect that popular taste would lean toward something newer.

Poor Creedence they aren't doing too well.
 
Jeez , it's just a poll for fun , right? Everyone's so serious!!! Out of all those I'd say my favorite is CCR. But..my favorite band at the moment is the Meat Puppets
 
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