Gerardo
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I was talking with a friend about bad relationships, and of course, my terribly bad luck! But thinking about most of them, they're even funny cases 
I want everyone to share some funny stories.
I'll tell about a few ones:
First one is very recent, just a few days old. There's this girl at my job with whom I've become a good friend. She's very smart, and overall very fun to talk with. And that's great, because we're teammates and have to work together daily. But recently, she told me she loved me, really fast, and I pretended not to hear it. Also, she keeps texting me like mad (actually so much that it's a little bit annoying, as in I receive texts at 7:00 am, while at work, after work, before sleeping, etc etc). What's the catch? There's two things that are a huge turn off:
1. She's married. That's a huge no-no from me. Also, if she's willing to cheat on her husband, she'd probably do the same thing again if I were with her.
2. Dear lord, her breath smells goddamn awful. Every time she talks, I have to hold my breath, and my face gets distorted like this:
Seriously, it smells like she has a decomposing gorilla inside of her mouth! But other than that, she's a really nice girl. I just hope that as long as I don't show any interest, she'll give up sooner or later. Plus, I bought a few packs of bubble gum today, of which I'll definitely always offer her some
Second case, and this one is frustrating. I seem to be a friggin gay magnet! Nothing against gay people at all (one of my best friends is gay). But I certainly don't give gay vibes, yet there's been a few gay guys that have approached me. Here's the few cases;
1. This one's the most recent. Also from my current work. Every time this guy sees me he gets up fast from his chair and rushes to greet me. The other day he gave me a wink :club:
2. This one's from a few years ago, when I was in college. I remember taking a shortcut through the park. That was my first, and last time taking the shortcut. While I was walking to college, there was a tranny who stopped me and started talking to me. He was telling me I have a pretty face, and (ewwwwwww) how he had given lots of bj's to students in the nearby bath (as in, inviting me too). But the ugliest part was that this was not one of those trannies that look like women, or just a regular gay man. No, this guy looked like Fred Flintstone with a dress, a 5'o clock beard shadow and a blond wig. I got out of there as fast as I could.
3. This one's lame, but still... I went to San Francisco two years ago. While on the flight, this male flight attendant started talking to me. I talked with him for a while (just random stuff, can't really remember what we talked about). I thought it was just out of courtesy, and also, since it was a long flight, well, it was one way to have time go faster. But later at San Francisco, I was ordering food at a restaurant, and that same flight attendant went walking fast to me, and gave me a piece of paper with his phone and personal address.
4. Nothing funny to say about this one, but still another case. This one's from a previous job. But there's nothing to say, except the guy had a huge crush. (Had a gf back then, and was obviously head over heels for her, so I don't know why he tried) Still, he's a good person and we chat sometimes over facebook.
And that's it! While I'm a disaster with women, and these experiences are certainly not what I'm looking for, they give me hope that I can't be all that bad if those people have been interested in me. Actually, those recent experiences with the girl with the foul breath and the gay guy at work have given me some confidence, and I've started being a little bit more talkative with girls, and even flirting a little bit. And guess what, it's not all that bad! While not everyone responds, I've gotten quite a few smiles and conversations with some cute girls. I'm still a bit too serious and shy, but I'm working over it (huge negative for me is that girls here love to dance, and I'm a disaster with that. I couldn't dance even if my life depended on it)
I want everyone to share some funny stories.
I'll tell about a few ones:
First one is very recent, just a few days old. There's this girl at my job with whom I've become a good friend. She's very smart, and overall very fun to talk with. And that's great, because we're teammates and have to work together daily. But recently, she told me she loved me, really fast, and I pretended not to hear it. Also, she keeps texting me like mad (actually so much that it's a little bit annoying, as in I receive texts at 7:00 am, while at work, after work, before sleeping, etc etc). What's the catch? There's two things that are a huge turn off:
1. She's married. That's a huge no-no from me. Also, if she's willing to cheat on her husband, she'd probably do the same thing again if I were with her.
2. Dear lord, her breath smells goddamn awful. Every time she talks, I have to hold my breath, and my face gets distorted like this:
Seriously, it smells like she has a decomposing gorilla inside of her mouth! But other than that, she's a really nice girl. I just hope that as long as I don't show any interest, she'll give up sooner or later. Plus, I bought a few packs of bubble gum today, of which I'll definitely always offer her some
Second case, and this one is frustrating. I seem to be a friggin gay magnet! Nothing against gay people at all (one of my best friends is gay). But I certainly don't give gay vibes, yet there's been a few gay guys that have approached me. Here's the few cases;
1. This one's the most recent. Also from my current work. Every time this guy sees me he gets up fast from his chair and rushes to greet me. The other day he gave me a wink :club:
2. This one's from a few years ago, when I was in college. I remember taking a shortcut through the park. That was my first, and last time taking the shortcut. While I was walking to college, there was a tranny who stopped me and started talking to me. He was telling me I have a pretty face, and (ewwwwwww) how he had given lots of bj's to students in the nearby bath (as in, inviting me too). But the ugliest part was that this was not one of those trannies that look like women, or just a regular gay man. No, this guy looked like Fred Flintstone with a dress, a 5'o clock beard shadow and a blond wig. I got out of there as fast as I could.
3. This one's lame, but still... I went to San Francisco two years ago. While on the flight, this male flight attendant started talking to me. I talked with him for a while (just random stuff, can't really remember what we talked about). I thought it was just out of courtesy, and also, since it was a long flight, well, it was one way to have time go faster. But later at San Francisco, I was ordering food at a restaurant, and that same flight attendant went walking fast to me, and gave me a piece of paper with his phone and personal address.
4. Nothing funny to say about this one, but still another case. This one's from a previous job. But there's nothing to say, except the guy had a huge crush. (Had a gf back then, and was obviously head over heels for her, so I don't know why he tried) Still, he's a good person and we chat sometimes over facebook.
And that's it! While I'm a disaster with women, and these experiences are certainly not what I'm looking for, they give me hope that I can't be all that bad if those people have been interested in me. Actually, those recent experiences with the girl with the foul breath and the gay guy at work have given me some confidence, and I've started being a little bit more talkative with girls, and even flirting a little bit. And guess what, it's not all that bad! While not everyone responds, I've gotten quite a few smiles and conversations with some cute girls. I'm still a bit too serious and shy, but I'm working over it (huge negative for me is that girls here love to dance, and I'm a disaster with that. I couldn't dance even if my life depended on it)
