Florida Man

[randomguy]

EVERYBODY google ' Florida man' followed by your birthday ( Florida man August 31 ) and tell me what you get. Mine is ' Florida Man arrested for giving girlfriend a "wet willy"

 

[Minus]

A Florida Man has been arrested and charged with a misdemeanor after he slapped a police horse’s butt ...

 

[TheSkaFish]

Florida man braves flood water on inflatable duck

 

[okidoke]

Florida man accused of steering urine tests to drug lab ​

 

[Abstamyous]

My Florida man hid meth rocks in his foreskin

 

[Minus]

Well I can do another one before getting into the really creepy stuff...

Florida man arrested for sausage attack on his wife ...
The woman is apparently recuperating after EMS workers arrived on the scene...