Good Wish to Bad Wish---game

[Dessa]

Granted but they kill each other.

I wish I had cool step dad.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but he likes lemonparty

I wish I lived somewhere interesting

 

[Dessa]

Lol eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

Granted but that somewhere interesting is Iraq and you die, IEDs everywhere.

I wish for a good weather today.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but there are frequent earthquakes

I wish I had an easy button

 

[Dessa]

Lol you do. I mean granted. But it breaks.

I wish for a hot chick to do my chores.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Me too. I mean granted, but she's so hot she actually attracts NPH and they run off together

I wish I had a giant bug to do my chores

 

[Dessa]

Granted but it attacks your mom.

I wish for you to be alright.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but I'm not *cries*

I wish I had a jetpack

 

[Dessa]

Granted but it doesn't work.

I wish for a rich aunt.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but she hates you and doesn't give you any money

I wish I had 3 succubi......I'm lonely XD

 

[Dessa]

Duuuuuuuuuuude, wish granted but they give you syphilis.

I wish my dreams will come true.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Granted, but so do your nightmares.

I wish I had a kitty.

 

[Ladysphinx]

Wish granted........ but the cute little kitty turns into a horrifying sabratooth ever night when the sunsets.

I wish to be a Godess

 

[Drama]

Granted... But other godesses will try to take you down because they're jealous

I wish I had a horse

 

[Ladysphinx]

Granted, but it's fire breathing and seriouly peeved that I captured it for you.

I wish to be 18 forever

 

[Drama]

Granted. but you'll become a vampire and you'll be obliged to drink kid's blood o.o

I wish I had superpowers

 

[Ladysphinx]

Granted but you have no abillity to control your powers

I wish I could meet all on ALL.

 

[Drama]

granted. But a lot will get lost in the way to you >.<

I wish i could write a 1000 page novel

 

[Ladysphinx]

Granted, but the novel sucks.

I wish I could have a million dollars

 

[Drama]

Granted but it's fake

I wish i had a palace