Grant A Wish Game

[BadGuy]

Granted but you are staying at a senior seniors nudist resort

I wish winter wasn't so close

 

[Pathfinder]

Granted - but that means you have to cut the grass every day year round.

I wish that I would stop waking up at 3:30 am

 

[zero]

Wish granted! Instead, you start sleepwalking at 3.30 am every night.

I wish I could travel in time and space.

 

[BadGuy]

Granted but you depart and arrive nose to nose with a skunk

I wish I wasnt always so tired

 

[Pathfinder]

Granted. But then you realize to not be tired you must sleep all day and stop enjoying all of the things that you enjoy doing every day.

I wish that I had time to read a book.

 

[BadGuy]

Granted but they are pre school books

I wish I had not ate so much for supper

 

[Healing2me]

Granted but now you will have all that nice padding.

I wish I could go roller skating down the boardwalk in the warm sunshine.

 

[Meaw]

Granted, but it's the warmest day of all the year

I wish I could break promises in other cases than them being really bad.

 

[Somnambulist]

Granted, but your (now ex-) fiancee is heartbroken, out for revenge, and your continued safety is not guaranteed.

I wish I could spend a week with a hot single German woman in her 40s.

 

[Meaw]

Granted, but she's lesbian.

I wish I could go to some concert with a great band.

 

[Somnambulist]

Granted, but I'm the lead singer and my (deaf) neighbor is on the drums.

I wish I could travel on the ICE from Berlin to Munich, at 200 km/h.

 

[Meaw]

Granted, but I am the driver, and I still have no driver's license.

I wish I had a motorcycle.

 

[Somnambulist]

Granted (see picture)

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I wish I could have a 32" five cheese pizza

 

[Meaw]

Haha, my price class too XD

Granted, however they forgot everything but the bread, cheese and jalapenos.

I wish the ladies below my apartment moved.

 

[Somnambulist]

LOL

Granted, but they moved into your bathroom.

I wish I had a tub of Pistachio Gelato in the freezer.

 

[Meaw]

Granted, but someone stole your freezer.

I wish I pass my tiny attempt to studies.

 

[Somnambulist]

Granted, you now know how to add two single digit numbers.

I wish I had a car that ran on solar energy.

 

[Meaw]

Granted, but it will be cloudy for three years.

I wish I knew how to add two-digit numbers

 

[Somnambulist]

Granted, but the Airbus you're flying has a fuel leak, and you need to perform 3 digit number calculations to save the plane

I wish I could own all the electronic music ever made.

 

[Bubblebeam]

Granted, but each song is stored on first generation cassette tapes. 

I wish I never had to clean a litterbox again.