So it's about midday, and I've eaten a massive burger (300g) and decide I should go to bed as I had not slept very well last night.
And so the dream:
Apparently I'm in some sort of reality show with my family (only my family from the mother side), and we have to live in this kinda shitty house for a set amount of time. I argue with my little sister and brother, everything is fairly normal, then I decide to take a shower.
WARNING if you get easily grossed out or offended, you shouldn't read on!
After I showered I, of course get out and start to dry myself up, then it kinda (seriously this is kinda gross - last warning!) starts to itch at the tip of my penis ( you know, the hole where you pee and you know... Make babies from, don't remember the medical name for it), and some sort of thing starts to grow out of it! It's like a thick steel wire or something (it has kind of a grey/green colour), but it doesn't have the consistency of a wire, more like dried up, really hard and crusty foam.
This wire thing starts to shoot out and grows in all different directions making sharp turns in mid-air, and then... it stops! You'd think I would be grossed out by this but I'm totally calm, maybe a bit frustrated, but that's it!. I grab a pair of scissors and cut the wire thing off at the tip of my penis. I breaks with a small *crack* and that's it.
Later on (as far as I can remember) I go for another shower and the same thing happens again, that thing shoots out, I cut it off. But then I look myself in the mirror, and I notice - That my penis is green! Green as a clover! And it has swollen to 3 times it's normal size and I can't feel it no more! THEN I freak out!
Next thing I know, I'm sitting in a black SUV, and a friend of mine is driving. He is a major pot head, and he says in that drug kinda voice: "Hey man saw your show last night! Too bad about you dick, that's messed up, but my dad had the same problem, I know how to fix it!"
Then, Suddenly I'm rolling down a steep road (rolling, like laying on my side, rolling down like a barrel) with a cigarette in my mouth thinking (with a french accent, and a throaty voice ((this is true I did actually dream this))) "Oh I wonder where I shall have my next cigarette party!"
After that (still rolling downwards), I decide that I want to go on a cruise instead of going home (apparently that was were I was heading). So I roll down to the docks, wait for a boat and there's plenty of tourists around. Then I hear the refrain form viva las vegas by Elvis, and my boat shows up.
Then I wake up wondering wtf's wrong with me
This is actually true, I dreamt all of this and I know it's messed up lol
How about you? had some really weird dreams lately? maybe one several years back that you remember really well? If you do, don't hesitate to post!
And so the dream:
Apparently I'm in some sort of reality show with my family (only my family from the mother side), and we have to live in this kinda shitty house for a set amount of time. I argue with my little sister and brother, everything is fairly normal, then I decide to take a shower.
WARNING if you get easily grossed out or offended, you shouldn't read on!
After I showered I, of course get out and start to dry myself up, then it kinda (seriously this is kinda gross - last warning!) starts to itch at the tip of my penis ( you know, the hole where you pee and you know... Make babies from, don't remember the medical name for it), and some sort of thing starts to grow out of it! It's like a thick steel wire or something (it has kind of a grey/green colour), but it doesn't have the consistency of a wire, more like dried up, really hard and crusty foam.
This wire thing starts to shoot out and grows in all different directions making sharp turns in mid-air, and then... it stops! You'd think I would be grossed out by this but I'm totally calm, maybe a bit frustrated, but that's it!. I grab a pair of scissors and cut the wire thing off at the tip of my penis. I breaks with a small *crack* and that's it.
Later on (as far as I can remember) I go for another shower and the same thing happens again, that thing shoots out, I cut it off. But then I look myself in the mirror, and I notice - That my penis is green! Green as a clover! And it has swollen to 3 times it's normal size and I can't feel it no more! THEN I freak out!
Next thing I know, I'm sitting in a black SUV, and a friend of mine is driving. He is a major pot head, and he says in that drug kinda voice: "Hey man saw your show last night! Too bad about you dick, that's messed up, but my dad had the same problem, I know how to fix it!"
Then, Suddenly I'm rolling down a steep road (rolling, like laying on my side, rolling down like a barrel) with a cigarette in my mouth thinking (with a french accent, and a throaty voice ((this is true I did actually dream this))) "Oh I wonder where I shall have my next cigarette party!"
After that (still rolling downwards), I decide that I want to go on a cruise instead of going home (apparently that was were I was heading). So I roll down to the docks, wait for a boat and there's plenty of tourists around. Then I hear the refrain form viva las vegas by Elvis, and my boat shows up.
Then I wake up wondering wtf's wrong with me
This is actually true, I dreamt all of this and I know it's messed up lol
How about you? had some really weird dreams lately? maybe one several years back that you remember really well? If you do, don't hesitate to post!