Oldyoung
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Hello, ladies.
I'm a good guy. I don't think much of myself, and joke about it regularly. I'm doing the right thing, by assuming I'm not worth your time. It's my gift to all women, by sacrificing my hopes of meeting someone, making sure I never step on anyone's toes.. I never speak to you unless I must. I take the seat furthest away from you. I take a different street.. All small things you may not notice.
Give me a compliment though, and the pervert/****** is out of the closet. Ready to harass and approach you in the most direct and indelicate manner. Ha! I got a compliment! That means you're okay with anything I say or do. You must be. You look terribly hot in those pants.. Would prefer a short skirt though.. Let me start telling you how great I am, since you apparently love that subj...
Oh wait.. Why do you look so disgusted!? You don't like me? Not anymore? Since when?
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This is widely exaggerated to make a point, but anyone who can relate? :club:
I'm a good guy. I don't think much of myself, and joke about it regularly. I'm doing the right thing, by assuming I'm not worth your time. It's my gift to all women, by sacrificing my hopes of meeting someone, making sure I never step on anyone's toes.. I never speak to you unless I must. I take the seat furthest away from you. I take a different street.. All small things you may not notice.
Give me a compliment though, and the pervert/****** is out of the closet. Ready to harass and approach you in the most direct and indelicate manner. Ha! I got a compliment! That means you're okay with anything I say or do. You must be. You look terribly hot in those pants.. Would prefer a short skirt though.. Let me start telling you how great I am, since you apparently love that subj...
Oh wait.. Why do you look so disgusted!? You don't like me? Not anymore? Since when?
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This is widely exaggerated to make a point, but anyone who can relate? :club: