I'm bored.

[user 139760]

So....who's game for hitting a big bank?

 

[TheLoadedDog]

I'm in. However, I'm big, slow, and dopey, and would probably get caught.

 

[TheRealCallie]

The internet is kind of boring this morning. The news is mostly filled with Oscar honeysuckle that I don't care about. lol

 

[TheLoadedDog]

This is not news. It was stated a decade or more ago. We have, for the first time in human history, at our fingertips, the entire collective knowledge of our species. It's like having every grand library in the world in our own homes.

So what do we do? We look up kitten memes.

 

[TheRealCallie]

This is not news.  It was stated a decade or more ago.  We have, for the first time in human history, at our fingertips, the entire collective knowledge of our species.  It's like having every grand library in the world in our own homes.

So what do we do?  We look up kitten memes.

 

[TheLoadedDog]

I was asking for that.

You know, I still miss Internet 1.0. "Hello Kitty and the War in the Pacific". They just don't make websites like that these days....

 

[TheRealCallie]

Yes, you were asking for it. I had to do it.

 

[user 139760]

I was asking for that.

You know, I still miss Internet 1.0.  "Hello Kitty and the War in the Pacific".  They just don't make websites like that these days....

I miss the old internet. Hate what it's devolved into. Commercialism at it's best. So much for bringing humanity closer together, I think nothing's helped so much to keep us apart so greatly.

But if you click on this banner ad, we'll send you a blowtorch and some cauliflower earrings for 29.95. Lonely? No problem, dating website, silver membership is free but you can't talk to anyone, take our gold membership for the low price of 59.95 a month (which we'll boost to 90 when we get a chance to by invoking hidden fees no one's ever heard about). And hear. Read beforeitsnew dot com, the only website where people think they're reading news that's actually written by Joe, Bob and Jack, who had nothing to do in their basement but dream up conspiracies of mind control kangaroos and Obama taking over the world while shooting up some LSD. We don't check credentials and we don't care, as long as people click on the articles and help us generate revenue....

lol. The internet....
You know, I don't want to jinx it, but I'm still amazed there's no banner ads on this site. I don't know how the owner keeps it running.

 

[user 139760]

-ARTHUR!
-Eh ben quoi?
-...couillère....

 

[user 139760]

Might have another job opportunity, not far from where I live.

I'm a bit skeptical, sounds like a mafia operation lol. Buty they pay well and it says it's a warm and family ambiance. I need that right now.
It also states they need loyalty and devotion, hence the suspected mafia idea lol. But who cares. If they make me an offer I can't refuse, I'll be happy to oblige.

 

[TheRealCallie]

Might have another job opportunity, not far from where I live.

I'm a bit skeptical, sounds like a mafia operation lol. Buty they pay well and it says it's a warm and family ambiance. I need that right now.
It also states they need loyalty and devotion, hence the suspected mafia idea lol. But who cares. If they make me an offer I can't refuse, I'll be happy to oblige.

Are you looking for a job as a **** hitman?

 

[user 139760]

Might have another job opportunity, not far from where I live.

I'm a bit skeptical, sounds like a mafia operation lol. Buty they pay well and it says it's a warm and family ambiance. I need that right now.
It also states they need loyalty and devotion, hence the suspected mafia idea lol. But who cares. If they make me an offer I can't refuse, I'll be happy to oblige.

Are you looking for a job as a **** hitman?

Hey, three hits at a couple of million and I retire? **** straight. As long as it ain't women or children, I'll get someone to sleep with the fishes, no problems, boss!
;-)
Whyz dat? Youse thinkin' I'll cut you in for a piece of da pie, toots?

 

[user 139760]

Actually, having talked to the owner on the phone...I have a good feeling lol.

 

[TheLoadedDog]

I was asking for that.

You know, I still miss Internet 1.0.  "Hello Kitty and the War in the Pacific".  They just don't make websites like that these days....

I miss the old internet. Hate what it's devolved into. Commercialism at it's best. So much for bringing humanity closer together, I think nothing's helped so much to keep us apart so greatly.

But if you click on this banner ad, we'll send you a blowtorch and some cauliflower earrings for 29.95. Lonely? No problem, dating website, silver membership is free but you can't talk to anyone, take our gold membership for the low price of 59.95 a month (which we'll boost to 90 when we get a chance to by invoking hidden fees no one's ever heard about). And hear. Read beforeitsnew dot com, the only website where people think they're reading news that's actually written by Joe, Bob and Jack, who had nothing to do in their basement but dream up conspiracies of mind control kangaroos and Obama taking over the world while shooting up some LSD. We don't check credentials and we don't care, as long as people click on the articles and help us generate revenue....

lol. The internet....
You know, I don't want to jinx it, but I'm still amazed there's no banner ads on this site. I don't know how the owner keeps it running.

Thhis is why I love my VPN.  I seldom log in from Australia.  I'm Brazilian one day, Bulgarian the next.  Even Canadian when I feel like slumming it (joke).   Great for stalking exes.  Heh.  Not that I would ever do such a thing....

 

[user 139760]

lol Of course not.
Well, hope your day is going better than mine. The interview I had went awesome, probably the best I've ever had. So now I'm scared lol.
I also arrived 2 hours late to work, my boss is probably pissed, because of a massive subway problem plus, when I got pissed off and walked the 2 miles to work, a very old lady with a cane needed helped. My humanitarian side dictated i helped her. She walked at the speed of an adolescent snail, which compounded my lateness problem. I'll probably get hit with a shovel by my current employers.

Hopefully they won't be for long.

 

[user 139760]

Naked.
I like that word.
Oh, I like the results too, don't get me wrong, but the word is fun too.
I like nekkid, too. When said by a southern chap, it's so **** funny!
That's on my life objective's list, as well. I need to meet and date a southern lady. I want to be able to get nekkid with a real fancy dame who goes "y'all" and "I reckon" every four seconds lol.

---

"Arthur!"
"Quoi?"
"Va changer assiète pour fromage!"
"C'est pas du Burgonde, ça."

 

[TheLoadedDog]

Naked is good, but you do realise anybody can be naked, right? Kim Jong un, Trump., the Queen, that guy who won the donut eating competition, Comic Store Guy from the Simpsons, Mother Teresa, ... Be careful what you wish for.

 

[user 139760]

Naked is good, but you do realise anybody can be naked, right?  Kim Jong un, Trump., the Queen, that guy who won the donut eating competition,  Comic Store Guy from the Simpsons, Mother Teresa, ...  Be careful what you wish for.  

Yeah, but in those cases, I was born with a SIGNIFICANT advantage.

Eyelids

 

[user 139760]

Re-reading is, how do we know we're not ALL naked right now? Maybe clothing's the illusion....

Speaking of paranoia, am I the only one living this life and scared of waking up a crying baby in my crib realising I've only lived ONE night and had been having a particularly bad nightmare?!?

 

[user 139760]

...is it nonsense to call her "Polly" Pocket if she only fits in ONE pocket at a time?

Would having a movie named "Star Wars" be deceitfully non-descriptive if two actual stars are not at war?

When we fart...are we contributing to global warming? If so...should we just keep it in?