The Most Awesome Site EVARRRRRRR

[Zak]

Owned

 

[SophiaGrace]

Sanal is officially awesome

 

[Zak]

lol if I am lucky, I would really sell off my cam for $500 xD

 

[sunkissed]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: yoyoyoy
Stranger: i was wondering
Stranger: ew gangsta
You: what
You: instantly think im gnagsta
Stranger: ur not a fat asian pedo right ?
You: wtf
Stranger: ?
You: lol
Stranger: SO ARE U OR NOT ?
You: im not asian
You: im not fat
Stranger: OMG THAT LEAVES PEDO OMG OMG
You: lol
Stranger: ur a pedo ?
You: wtf is apedo
Stranger: pedofile
You: wow
You: your wierd
Stranger: im just asking lol
Stranger: but u no what
Stranger: ill trust u
Stranger: are u kevin ?
You: nope
You: im will
Stranger: why not
You: cuz kevin sucks
Stranger: k
Stranger: r u black ?>
You: nope
Stranger: so
Stranger: that means
Stranger: ur penis is tiny
You: nope
Stranger: just as big as ur space bar
You: bigger then that
You: thats for sure
Stranger: i dont believe it
You: are you asian
Stranger: no
Stranger: chinese
You: thats still asian isnt it
Stranger: no
You: ok
You: are you a girl
Stranger: yes
Stranger: why
You: cool
Stranger: u?
You: im latino
You: male
Stranger: k lol
Stranger: that means ur dick is big !
You: ya babey
Stranger: why dont u show me :$
You: hmm what do i get if i show you
Stranger: blow job if i like it
You: ok
You: how you want it
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: first of all
Stranger: where do u live
You: canada
Stranger: lol !
Stranger: me 2
Stranger: omg im getting turned on now :$
You: i livei n manitoba though
Stranger: lol
You: in winnipeg
Stranger: thats like 10 miles away from me
Stranger: street adress ?
Stranger: ill come in a few mins in my car
You: omg
Stranger: ?
Stranger: u scared now ?
You: im scared
Stranger: lol
Stranger: why
You: i never met anyone from online before
Stranger: i will suck it very good <3
You: how old are u
Stranger: 18
Stranger: u ?
You: 20
Stranger:
You: im not gonna lie my dick is 12 inches
Stranger: u want my tight pussy ?
You: yes
Stranger: omg
Stranger: STREET ADRESS NOW
Stranger: hurry im so wet right now !
You: your making me horny but i dont trust u
Stranger: ur not a virgin right ?
You: waht if i was
Stranger: i would suck the virginity out of u !
You: i wanan fresia u now
Stranger: tell me the adress then or lets meet up somewhere i dont want to wait any longer
You: you know what lets be friends first
Stranger: i got a better idea
Stranger: ill send u a pic of me
You: good idea
Stranger: u want nude
You: send it to my email
Stranger: or with clothes
You: nude
Stranger: no i got it uploaded
You: ok
Stranger:
Stranger: thats me
You: i dont see anything
Stranger: lol ?
You: theres no pic
Stranger: copy paste the link lol
Stranger:
Stranger: maybe that one
Stranger: u see me ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

the links she sent me were to some sexy naked chinese chick i stopped talking to her cuz i actually was scared lol so she left. oh and thank you for telling me about this site

 

[Zak]

lmfao dude xD CLASS!!

I talked to a girl who claimed to have acted in Harry Potter 4 and 5. Well she kinda convinced me she was either Selena Gomez or Emma Watsen lmao. I said I dont like Harry Potter and she disconnected

 

[SophiaGrace]

lol Sunkissed, i would've been slightly scared too...but also slightly curious

I'm bad lol.

 

[sunkissed]

I know eh she was pretty funny. But i am looking for someone special and i cant quit till i find her.

 

[Zak]

You can try this as well. www.chatroulette.com Its more into webcam and voice than text and beware of the pervs jerking off infront of cam. lol

 

[bbm662]

http://chatroulettetrolling.com/?ref=fb

All the fun without having to talk to the crazy people yourself

 

[Danielle]

there is a youtube video... where Ben Folds... was doing an concert and as part of his show... he had this gigantic screen.. so his whole audience could see... and had chatrouellette up.. and with each person that came on to talk.. he would start singing a song about them...and once they realized that they were on screen at a concert.. they would hit next. its pretty funny.... i guess he got the idea from another youtube vid, of a guy just doing that at his house to people.. anyway... worth a peek...

 

[Autumntranspire]

Apparently people don't take too kindly to other languages. ;P

 

[Namzii_Hash]

Omegle, ShufflePeople, ChatRoulette.

Apparently my face is so disgusting they automatically slam the 'Next' key O_O

 

[FreedomFromLiberty]

This site wasted like half of my work day, but I had fun ******* around with people.

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Stranger: Hey
You: i haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate this SITE!
You: i've regressed to ******* around with people now
Stranger: Then why go on here, very impractical fuckwad
Stranger: May I call you O.P?
Stranger: Qq more..
You: OP?
Stranger: Hey do you know opie zafaggot?
You: no, i don't know what it means
You: you may address with "sir"
Stranger: Yeah I just called you a faggot...
Stranger: So, you like munching cock or does it come naturally?
You: ow. my feelings are hurting now
You: oh please stop. it hurts SOOO much
Stranger: Just like your ass I'm sure
You: oh it does, owwww, my ass....
Stranger: Yeah lube might help you there
You: thanks for the tip, it's something that only experience can teach you, i'm sure
Stranger: Yeah once you do someone in the ass you work out what hurts em less
You: took a while to think that one up
Stranger: Like you mum. I'm off
You: alright bye! it was fun!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: asl?
Stranger: i asked u first
You: i don't care, geeez....
Stranger: im 20 m....u?
You: stop ruining my life, alright, seriously......
You: 23
You: m
You: usa
Stranger: bi?
You: bicycle?
Stranger: u gay?
You: no! awww gawd!! no!!
Stranger: im gay
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[SophiaGrace]

Omegle, ShufflePeople, ChatRoulette.

Apparently my face is so disgusting they automatically slam the 'Next' key O_O

Same.

 

[Drama]

You: hmm
You: hi
Stranger: ho
You: ha
Stranger: m or f
You: f!
You: b or u?
Stranger: m....where are you from?
You: im from nowhere!
Stranger: me from UK
You: oh..
Stranger: age?
You: 67 you?


Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: who are uj
Stranger: speak
You: *speaks*
You: I am me!
You: hmm
Stranger: fresia offf u weirdo


!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: where am I?
Stranger: centre of the world?
You: what am i supposed to find in the center of the world?
Stranger: what do you want to find?
You: what could i find?
Stranger: i think not too much things. it's too hot
You: Will I burn then?
Stranger: oh :S i guess
Stranger: ok than you can not be in the cenre of the world
You: Why do you want me to be in the center of the world then? you want to kill me!
You: ha!
Stranger: no am not a killer
You: not a killer... what/ who are ou?
You: you*
Stranger: im a good person
You: I thought you wher a stranger!
You: Liar..
You: were*
Stranger: yes i am a stranger for you
You: you're not stranger to yourself?
Stranger: can i be a stranger to myself?
Stranger: i don't think so
Stranger: are you a stranger to yourself then
You: I am!
Stranger: but how
You: I don't know who I am
Stranger: don't you know who are u?
You: No.. I thought maybe you could tell me
Stranger: but how can i
Stranger: ?
You: *shrug* you should know not me
Stranger: why? is that written on something?
You: I shoudln't talk to you if you dont' have answers
Stranger: sorry because of that but i can give you some answers
You: like what?
Stranger: you ask.. but you can't say that i'm wrong
You: who are you?
Stranger: but i told you im a good person
You: good poeple are bad..
Stranger: ok then i'm a bad person.
You: you're a bad stranger : O
Stranger: *shrug* you can say but i'm not
You: you said it yourself
You: I didn't say it!
Stranger: i said what
You: hu?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i mean im not a bad person but if you want to believe that, you can believe
You: if yo'ure not bad who is?
Stranger: good ?
You: good is a bad person?
Stranger: !!! we talked that!!!!!!!
You: oh?
Stranger: ok. how old are you?
You: no you tell me first
Stranger: i am?
You: you tell me first how old you are since you're a good person
Stranger: i am 16 and i am a good person since i was born
Stranger: and you?
You: I am 61 and I am a bad person since I was born
Stranger: why?
You: since you're a good person I have to be a bad person you know.. for fun or balance
Stranger: but our ages are not same
You: no they're the opposite
Stranger: oh.. ok i see
Stranger: so can u tell me that why are you like that?
You: cuz otherwise I would have been different? hmm
Stranger: did you came from space?
You: do I look like an alien to you?
Stranger: no actually i cant see u
Stranger: so do you have some ideas about world?
You: no, do you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: where are you from
You: i am from nowhere, and you?
Stranger: oh it' interesting
Stranger: *it's
You: and where are you from?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: are you going to talk?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[SophiaGrace]

You: hello
You: >_>
You: whats up
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 21.f.usa
You: you?
Stranger: 21 f uk
Stranger: so can we chat
You: of course
You:
You: that's why i'm here
You: heh
Stranger: lolz
Stranger: dat's 5n
You: what does 5n mean?
Stranger: fine
You: oh
Stranger: it's short cut
You: that's l33t ?
Stranger: wat does it mean
You: oh
You: i've just never seen that before
You: but i think it's cool
Stranger: kkk
You: what're you up to?
Stranger: so on wat topic we shud chat
You: what sort of job do you have?
Stranger: am stil in col
Stranger: so wat u do?
You: i'm a student in college
You: and a volunteer
Stranger: oh dat's gr8
Stranger: so tel me 1st
Stranger: on wat topics shud we chat
You: what do you go to school for?
You: haha i'm trying to get to know you
Stranger: kk
Stranger: am a basket ball player
You: really?
You: that's cool
Stranger: really
You: for high school or college?
Stranger: n rugby player too
Stranger: college
You: how long have you played the sports
You: ?
Stranger: since last 5 years
You: what positions do you play?
Stranger: fo basket ball striker n fo rugby defender
Stranger: say smthng
You: what does a striker do?
You: I am lol
Stranger: he plays in d front means puts d goal
You: cool!
You:
You: so are you pretty tall then?
Stranger: yeah 6ft
Stranger: 's
Stranger: n u?
You: 5 foot
Stranger: wat u do?
You: lol
Stranger: kkk
You: i'm a junior in undergraduate
You: majoring in psychology
Stranger: kk
Stranger: wat's dat abt?
You: what's what about?
Stranger: majoring in psychology
You: oh
You: i study Psychology
You:
You: i'm working towards a 4 year degre
Stranger: kk
Stranger: so let it b al dat stuff
Stranger: tel me r u horny
You have disconnected.

 

[Drama]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Asl
You: are you the one i've just talked to?
Stranger: I don't know, who were you just talking too?
You: I was talking to a wandering stranger
You: oh no wait.. not him
Stranger: Asl?
You: 34, F, I am from there *points* see that moutain!
Stranger: I see the
Stranger: Mountain
You: It's a beautiful mountain =), are you a good person?
Stranger: I'm the best person in the multi verse!
You: I don't believe you
Stranger: It's tru
Stranger: Ask
Stranger: Anyone
You: *asks another stranger* she said you're not a good person o___o
Stranger: How can you believe her? She has a pigeon on her head
You: does that make her a liar?
Stranger: It's up for discussion...?
You: do you have a better subject?
Stranger: Was I boring you?
You: hmmm no, am I boring YUO?
You: you...
Stranger: No,
Stranger: Not at all
Stranger: So, 34 f from the mountain up there, what you up to?
You: I am up to no good! and you?
Stranger: Causing some serious mischief

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You: i have to go
You: was nice to talk to you
Stranger: But I'll be lonely
You: o_________o
Stranger: Poor me
You: -_-
Stranger: I'm so sad
You:
Stranger: Think I might cry
Stranger: Or jump fro
Stranger: Fro
Stranger: From your mountain

 

[Namzii_Hash]

On the plus side, I once had a very interesting text conversion with a man from South Korea I think, an oriental country anyway. He was a genuine old man, but wasn't a creepy pervert! We shared interest in the culinary arts and had a nice conversation. I only had 4 good experiences on Omegle (all text), which is about 4 more than most people get.

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Stranger: kk
Stranger: so let it b al dat stuff
Stranger: tel me r u horny
You have disconnected.

Oh gosh that went from alright to horribly bad >.<

 

[SophiaGrace]

Stranger: kk
Stranger: so let it b al dat stuff
Stranger: tel me r u horny
You have disconnected.

Oh gosh that went from alright to horribly bad >.<

lol, I know, right? >_>