What are you thinking right now?

[TheSkaFish]

Why do I go to bed so late all the time?!

I ask myself the same question, as I'm trying to get my sleep schedule, and my entire life for that matter, under control.

I went to bed last night at 12:30AM, which I thought was not that bad. But then I had to drag myself out of bed at 8:12AM, so I guess I needed more sleep than I thought.

 

[okidoke]

I ask myself the same question, as I'm trying to get my sleep schedule, and my entire life for that matter, under control.

I went to bed last night at 12:30AM, which I thought was not that bad. But then I had to drag myself out of bed at 8:12AM, so I guess I needed more sleep than I thought.

****, it’s 1:25am! I’m going to bed!!

 

[user 190481]

Why do I go to bed so late all the time?!

Just got me to think of this saying I read a while ago.. ''MUM, why is it when I am wide awake you want me to go to bed, yet when I am fast asleep you wake me up''

 

[TheRealCallie]

Let me just say ....a baby blue sweat suit on a guy is not a good look. Not at all. Sorry.

And before anyone asks, I have no idea what the guy looks like or what race he is or any of that. All I know is a taller, athlete guy was wearing a baby blue sweat suit with the hood up.

 

[Abstamyous]

Me to my coworker, in front of the Alexa "I'm making a pizza"

Alexa "if you would like me to order a pizza, I can call (insert competitions business)"

Me "screw off Alexa"

Alexa "I'm sorry, I do not understand"

 

[CenotaphGirl]

I just cant stop laughing

 

[TropicalStarfish]

nm

 

[user 139760]

That for some reason, my intestines sure enjoy screwing with me these days when I'm at work

 

[randomguy]

Your ignorance is F**king up my bliss

 

[user 139760]

Your ignorance is F**king up my bliss

Don't they say they go together?
But, here's a suggestion; middle finger.
Stunner.
Leave.

 

[randomguy]

Don't they say they go together?
But, here's a suggestion; middle finger.
Stunner.
Leave.

Hahah, you forget the bit about shaking up a can of beer, opening it so most of it explodes out of the can and trying to pour the remainder into your mouth and missing before you leave to a crescendo of 90's rock music.

 

[user 139760]

Hahah, you forget the bit about shaking up a can of beer, opening it so most of it explodes out of the can and trying to pour the remainder into your mouth and missing before you leave to a crescendo of 90's rock music.

Didn't forget it, it's all implied. That's exactly what I do whenever I meet someone new

 

[randomguy]

Didn't forget it, it's all implied. That's exactly what I do whenever I meet someone new

Hummmm, that explains a lot

 

[user 139760]

For a series or movies about zombies, the actual concept of what IS a zombie must be unknown to the main protagonistsor anyone in that universe. Or else the internal logic of the thing falls apart. There'd be far lesser mistakes and everyone would know what to do.

 

[TheSkaFish]

Going bonkers trying to figure this Gmail stuff out...

 

[TheRealCallie]

My uterus is trying to kill me again. Where's @Abstamyous maybe she'll take pity and gimme some of that chocolate. Lol

 

[Abstamyous]

My uterus is trying to kill me again. Where's @Abstamyous maybe she'll take pity and gimme some of that chocolate. Lol

Of course my flo sista!

 

[TheSkaFish]

New Transformers Beast Wars volumes? "Well, that's just prime!"

I could have also said, "AHHH, YESSSS!!!!!"

 

[TheSkaFish]

OK, spazzing out...gotta go, work work work

 

[TheSkaFish]

D*mn, rejection email within an hour of applying to a position. It wasn't that high of a position either, pretty entry-level in fact. That sucks...got to be a new record.

I wish I hadn't fallen off the professional path, cause it's very hard to get back on it.

Again, I'm not exaggerating at all when I say that if I knew that I was going to be low-status, I would have just said "no thanks, f*** that" to life before I was born. I would rather have just never existed at all than live a life of frustration, humiliation, and powerlessness. I really hope I can get out of this somehow.