What made you laugh today?

[insecure]

I was just informed that I am a soul sucking evil *****. My ex is so funny.

A sad kind of humour.

 

[insecure]

I still miss my ex, but my aim is getting better.

 

[Claudia1794]

A sad kind of humour.

It’s not sad...he is just dramatic but this was a new one.

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

I told this old lady her total at the register was $13.82.
Her reply was: "That was a good year! That was before I had kids."

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

Best part of pricing peanuts:
Getting to ask my boss at the end where she wants deez nuts.

 

[Rohini]

Best part of pricing peanuts:
Getting to ask my boss at the end where she wants deez nuts.

What if her reply back to that was: her mouth?
Nuts do go in your mouth. To eat of course

 

[Claudia1794]

She says, “what a dick”
You say, “that’s what your mom said”

 

[insecure]

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

What if her reply back to that was: her mouth?
Nuts do go in your mouth. To eat of course

I'm not into her like that. But her reply was: "If you have to ask, it costs too much."

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

Bonked my 2-year old niece playfully in Walmart with the paper towel roll.

She laughed and smacked the roll out of my hand.

 

[randomguy]

Bonked

I really hope this word has a different meaning in the US than in the UK

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

I really hope this word has a different meaning in the US than in the UK.

It's from Dexter's Laboratory.

 

[Claudia1794]

6 chickens jumping at the exact same time when my black cat, slick aka Booty, jumped out of the day lillies toward their fence. I actually jumped as well because I didn't know he was lurking waiting to pounce. These chickens have been very entertaining.

 

[insecure]

I really hope this word has a different meaning in the US than in the UK

Well, I would have been surprised if it didn't have the sexual meaning.
I once went to Tenerife, and the place is full of Brits, and I think they had a place called "Bonkers" there, if I remember it correctly.
https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/bonk

 

[randomguy]

Well, I would have been surprised if it didn't have the sexual meaning.
I once went to Tenerife, and the place is full of Brits, and I think they had a place called "Bonkers" there, if I remember it correctly.
https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/bonk

I spent many a happy summer in Tenerife .... never came across 'Bonkers' though .... feel like I missed out now

 

[insecure]

I spent many a happy summer in Tenerife .... never came across 'Bonkers' though .... feel like I missed out now

Not sure if it still exists.
I was there a loooong time ago, I think it was in 1997.

 

[insecure]

Saw a funny post about a cook book



Quickly followed by another one:

 

[Rohini]

"We were all jacked up on Jolt and Bubblicious"

 

[Claudia1794]

Playing hide & seek with my dog.

 

[NoxApex(N/A)]

In the below video, a cameraman for The Weather Channel sets up to record the demolition of the Georgia Dome at the best possible shot. When a bus stops at the light directly in front of the shot before the demolition team detonates, and it doesn't leave until exactly AFTER everything has settled. And the cameraman is angry.