would you or wouldn't you

[Finished]

Ha! ha! Yes. I would give them all of my garbage.

Would you share you lottery ticket winnings with your family?

 

[Claudia1794]

I'd just give it to my mother and let her deal with that

Would you Leave a note if you hit a parked car?

 

[Finished]

Yes, unless it was a government vehicle.

Would you purposely damage someone else's vehicle if they damaged yours like in a parking lot or something?

 

[Claudia1794]

Yes

Would you hit a teenager if he hit you first?

 

[Finished]

Depends. But, more then likely I would just slap him silly. A nice hard slap to the back of the neck can really wake someone up.

Would you step in if you saw a mother disciplining her kid roughly?

 

[Forgottendanfan]

It would all depend how rough we're talking about. If she was using blatant physical force, then yes.

Same question as above, only changing the mother scenario to father.

 

[Claudia1794]

Maybe but it just depends on the scenario. Backhanded slap across the face with yelling and demeaning yes I would probably pick something up and knock the father over the head...popping on the butt and telling the kid to settle down and not another word I would pat him on the back and say thank you.

Would you check on your neighbor if their car hadn't moved in several days and you hadn't seen them walk their dog?

 

[Finished]

My neighbors? No way. I would instead get excited and hope to soon see a hearse pull up.

Would you move to get away from your bad neighbors?

 

[Butterfly 2]

Probably not. We lived here when the bully had his Entourage here yet before the switch over so I guess it would have to get pretty bad to make me move.

Would you like to put something nasty, like a bag with dirty cat litter on your neighbor's doorstep during the night so it would be the first thing they encounter when they step outside?

 

[Finished]

Yes. But, they all exit via the garage. So, I'd like to get up a bucket with lots of poop in it that dumps on their head when they walk under it. Ha! ha!

Would you collect stuff just for something to do?

 

[Butterfly 2]

No unless it's money. I'm a minimalist.

Would you paint someone's fingernails for them?

 

[Finished]

Yes. I really like painted finger nails on women.

Would you let your friend cut your hair?

 

[Claudia1794]

I would let anyone I trusted to hold scissors that close to me cut my hair but I rarely trust people so I will just continue to cut my own hair.

Would you be a foster parent?

 

[Finished]

Yes, with a woman in a loving relationship. On my own, no way in hell.

Would you try to breed your chickens with other birds to create a new type of chickens?

 

[Claudia1794]

I keep telling them they don’t need a cock but they are mouthy so If I don’t give in they might start stalking the turkey buzzards that sit on the barn. I did learn that male ducks will try to breed with chickens if given the chance.

Would you recommend goats as my next animals to obtain?

 

[Butterfly 2]

Absolutely!

Would you consider getting a chimpanzee?

 

[Claudia1794]

I don't think so. It could murder me and sneak out the chimney and have everyone baffled

Would you be bothered if someone named their dog after you?

 

[Finished]

No. My name is meaningless.

Would you be mad if your children all changed their last names to something else?

 

[randomguy]

Only if it was my dogs name.

Would you try to explain the cocaine,2 strippers and a mountain goat?

 

[Rohini]

Sounds degenerate.

Would you ever give a stranger a ride who was stranded on the side of the road? some people would if the person did not look threatening - i.e. especially a woman , of any age. I am curious how many would.