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Ryan

the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING!

A name, which is commonly both a first or last name, which is very often confused with Brian. Its Irish roots define the name as "little king".

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ryan

the next one is boring but the one after about being a gangster almost made me piss myself
 
Most of the definitions for my name were female orientated because my name is unisex, but i found a good couple :D



iii: Those with the name Jamie tend to be kind people who enjoy music. They're great with making friends and usually have dark hair. Some are very attractive. They can be quiet at times but, given the chance to party... they will... Some have dry senses of humor and can be confused easily... that's part of the humor... Jamies usually have a crooked smile. Many like to dance and just have a good time. Male Jamies are totally and utterly attractive and absolutely love to "unleash the hound" and just dance it out till the sun comes up... and, if you're a Jamie and reading this, you lucky dog... :D Female Jamies are fun to be around and can be slightly tone-deaf... but all's good because they make up for it in attitude.

AND

The king of stealing, is a ******* criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.


:D


 
***** is a name for a guy with brown hair, pretty eyes, sometimes wears glasses, gorgeous smile and has a very nice penis with excellent sexual powers.

I did not make this up but it's pretty accurate.

:D
 
***** = Shari (just realized you can search my name from the definition) So much for mystery. :p

hot woman, great in bed, will wow you with her personality, amazingly gifted in all areas, men can never say no, women are jealous, amazingly good kisser, just great overall

*blushing*
LOL I swear to God that is what it said! :p
 
I didn't write this entry, but I assume that whomever did must know me:


Chris

hott piece of ass that all the girls want to get at. his cock is huge and even if the ladies dont know it they will soon enough.
 
theraab said:
I didn't write this entry, but I assume that whomever did must know me:


Chris

hott piece of ass that all the girls want to get at. his cock is huge and even if the ladies dont know it they will soon enough.

BUSTED.....

I looked up Chris and saw this definition....

"probably your name and you're looking it up in Urban Dictionary to see what your name is defined as....this is it"

LMAO
 
Heather:

usually blonde with big brown intense eyes. an amazing friend and very sympthatic. good listener and gives good advice. you can usually trust them with anything. very sweet girl who is faithful but not innocent. cares very much about the person they love but just doesn't know how to show it. Not a whore but somehow tends to be amazing in bed. really knows how to seduce a guy and turn them on. beautiful face, cute, fun, and bubbly personality with a banging body. knows how to have fun, and is a little bit of a trouble maker!
 
Lonely in BC said:
theraab said:
I didn't write this entry, but I assume that whomever did must know me:


Chris

hott piece of ass that all the girls want to get at. his cock is huge and even if the ladies dont know it they will soon enough.

BUSTED.....

I looked up Chris and saw this definition....

"probably your name and you're looking it up in Urban Dictionary to see what your name is defined as....this is it"

LMAO
That was the one I wrote.
 
Apparently I'm the greatest human being ever. Women should be flocking to me, chick fights should break out wherever I go. Women should fight for the privilege of being with me. However this is far from the truth, but funny none the less.

Daniel
This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as ...
more...

Daniel
One with the most beautiful eyes in the world. They will capture you, emerse you, and hold you until you find yourself completely lost. A Daniel is sweet, caring, loving, and eveything you could ever want in the world. A Daniel is loyal, a safe haven, and true. He will never break your heart unless you break his. He's completely perfect, but won't admit to it. He may get angry, but when he's angry or completely content his eyes will turn to the most beuitful shade of gold. One look and you'll be his fovever.
No one can resist a Daniel

Alison: Isn't that guy's name Daniel?
Maria: Yeah, I think so he has such pretty eyes
Alison: Yeah I know!
Alison: I think I'm going to go ask him out!

Daniel
a guy you can always go to with any of your problems. he is sensitive and caring. he will try his hardest not to give up on you but sometimes he does. he's a good guy with the best personality. even when your upset with him he can still put i smile on your face. his love is unconditional. dont make mistakes with him, because he's strong enough to leave. he's a great singer and if you'll ask he mostly sings to you. he wants to be a musician. his ex girlfriend is amazing and crazy at the same time, but loves him with all her heart...he just wont realize that for a while intell she can prove it to him. his "silly" and happy. just dont brake his heart. any girl who wins his heart is the luckiest girl in the whole world.
i sure love daniel.

your jealous *****! daniels mine :) haha

Daniel
noun; an incredibly sweet, handsome, sexy man who can put a smile on your face with the greatest of ease. A Daniel has great strength of character and is an awesome friend who will always be by your side. He has an irresistible smile and the most beautiful eyes. A Daniel gives the best hugs in the world. He is a loving and caring boyfriend and the type of guy girls want to marry.
Girl 1: see that guy walking over there?
Girl 2: yeah...ooh he's hot...you know him...id like a piece of that?
Girl 1: of course...that's Daniel, and he's all mine...don't even think about it. Hey baby!
Girl 2:...(awkward moment)

Daniel
The coolest and most awsome person you will ever meet! hes cute and funny. Hes the best friend/boy friend a girl could ever have!
sexy amazing daniel

Daniel
Another name for sexy as hell. If you are called daniel it means you are very loving, romantic, and you have no flaw at all. Daniel's are overall amazing (aka THE SHiiT)
Girlfriend: Baby?
Boyfriend: Yeah?
Girlfriend: You're such a Daniel <3

Boyfriend: :D I Love You!

Daniel
Quiet but can be a total ladies' man; cute but very mysterious; ladies go wild for his sexy deep voice.
Totally doable chick: "Walking along the beach, I saw a Daniel and totally gave myself to him."
Daniel: "Yeah...I know, I was there."

Daniel
a name that truly defines a big heart and truly is a person of God. He is truly filled with compassion and love. he is faithful and protective and fears the injury of his love. A humble man. extremely romantic. VALUES a woman like no other man in this world. RESPECTS a woman for her heart first and her inner beauty not for physical apperance that attracts men first. looks straight into your eyes and his focus is ONLY on you and your face. a romantic touch in a candle lit dinner situation to romantic touch to roses on a bed. Daniel is a name that truly under estimates the AMAZING man he is at heart and at person

Daniel:
"When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams."

Dr Seuss
~

Women wish to be loved not because they are pretty, or good, or well bred, or graceful, or intelligent, but because they are themselves.

Henri Frederic Amiel
~
Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear.

John Lennon

Daniel
someone who is nice funny kind loving sweet romantic really hot and just an amazing guy to be around. someone who always makes me feel so special and can make me smile even when im sad. he is someone i always want to be around. someone i am completely in love with and always will be and he has my heart forever. he is perfect in every way.
Daniel is perfect.

Daniel
Daniel is a fox. He doesn't just look like a fox, he doesn't just act like a fox, but he actually is a fox.
Daniel may also be described by words including gorgeous, sexy, amazing, incredible and the best one.
'Is that Daniel?'
'Yeah, he' such a fox.'
'Oh yeah, he's also gorgeous, sexy, amazing, incredible and the best one.'
'Agreed.'

daniel
a jealous guy protective yet loves very passionatley.funny and adorable, as well as attractive can be a bit stubborn and very impatient. Will remain always by your side even when the things get bad. Can get annoying but can easily become a part of the one he loves,
Describe your boyfriend...oh he's a Daniel

Daniel
1.A goober!
2.A name given to a person who is astonishingly hot looking like Vin Diesel.
3.An incredible friend who likes to quarrel about the silliest things. He gets frustrated after a while of arguing. Is often reserved and shy. Can be sweet and caring.
Dulce: Daniel is so Hot!!
Araceli: Mmm papi. He is. He looks like Vin Diesel. He’s such a goober though! Ha Ha!! Aww he’s so charming.

Daniel
Someone who almost intentionally breaks your heart. But also a great, funny, outgoing, amazing guy who loves life and music.
I really miss daniel he was once my world

Daniel
Daniel is someone who is kind but at times the most selfish person around. He is someone who makes you smile and laugh and isn't even trying to. Daniel is someone who just wants to have a family and live the "normal" life. He is proud but will admit when he's wrong as long as you point it out. He is loving but only when people aren't looking. A Daniel is easy to fall in love with and stay in love with. They can be childish but when it's necessary they take responsibility.
love great weed sex father smart monkey Daniel

Daniel
Name for a genius.

He has friends who respect him greatly, is handsome, nonchalant, intelligent and loves his sister but doesn't show his love out loud.

He thinks in eleven dimensions and can solve an A-level science/math problem in less than quarter of the time it would take for an average student.

He pretends to not know that all the girls love him.

He can imitate voices and actions to the muscle and pitch.

The girl he will marry is the luckiest, most blessed girl in the world.

Daniel is a clever dude in a non-geeky cool way

"Ohmygowsh it's Daniel again!!! Go catch him, babes!!!"

Daniel, you GMH
Daniel
An amazing, funny and sensitive guy who's all any girl could want as a boyfriend or any guy as a best friend. Sometimes feels he is not as important as he is.
Derived from the word 'Danius' meaning 'Special one'
Sometimes needs to be encouraged to follow his dreams, and be the best person he can be. He is kind and caring and will make everybody feel special-It is in his nature.
Love him and he will love you back.
Lilly:I love my boyfriend called Daniel, hes the best guy ever

Cris:I know, he's my best bud, an amazing bloke

Daniel
A cute guy who gets the chicks. He's the best Boyfriend you could ever have.
"Hes A Daniel" Meaning He's Cute.

DANIEL
A name everyone loves to hate. Some spend centuries passing the impossible achievement to their one branch family tree, trying to think of ways the bend the truth. A name so powerful, it consumes people with other names so much. All other names spend at least 75% of their 24hr. day thinking of the greatest name given to a child of GOD.
'Did you see DANIEL raise the whole roof, when the other man couldn't even philip a shingle on it.'

'That does it! Where do I go to legally change my first and last name? I need to find out what his last name is.'

'Good Luck with that, all I ever see is DANIEL and changing your name to is like getting a boob job. Fake boobs and a fake daniel.

Daniel
the best freaking friend in the world! he's the sort of kid you can't live without & he'll be my bestfriend for a while dude :) so bugger off, Daniel's mine.
Daniel's the bestest besty best friend ever!
daniel
word used for guys who confuse chicks beyond confuzzlement.
when a guy is reffered to as a daniel, he has probably confuzzled a chick by saying that he likes her, while he also likes another girl at the same time, and does nohing about the situation.
then he might go and post a cute,sweet comment somewhere, such as bebo, for the confuzzled girl. this leaves her even more confuzzled. he never talks to her again and leavs her as a mess for her bestfriend to clean up and fix!
 
This is my ex's (name withheld out of respect)- she laughed herself silly when I showed it to her...

"a dope ass stoner, someone who's down to do anything, and is always down to get messed up, usually a heavyweight and barely anyone can keep up. Usually they wake up and have a big bowl of drugs and success for breakfast."

It's nothing like her but it was pretty amusing
 
A variety of absurd definitions for my name, but I am going with this one


"a stephen king book about a girl with telekenetic powers written in the seventies and made into a movie shortly thereafter. another movie version was also remade in the 90's"
 
There is a lot of Biblical things about my name, which I believe is a Jewish name when my heritage is German--me vs. Hitler in the past?

But this one is funniest: A woman with my name courted many men, but remained unmarried for the rest of her life.

Well, I dated many men alright, and I will never get married again, but only because I was married THREE times already.

PM me if you think less of me for that--there are very good reasons all the marriages didn't last, and none were my fault! As Desi Arnaz said in I Love Lucy, Lucy "'splain yourself! I want to keep a good reputation on this Forum!
 
Aside from a rather dubious one in there (ahem *6* ahem) that really isn't all bad lol


1. Nadine
The most beautiful, amazing and intellectually inclined girl in the world. Brings hope to others that want her, because that's what her name means in French. Is extremely hot, and good at anything she does
Nadine, oh my god.


2. Nadine
The meaning of the name Nadine is Hope
The origin of the name Nadine is French
Diminutive form of Nadia
Nadine is the synonym of hope


3. Nadine 606 up, 190 down
The Most Beautiful thing in the whole world ! , God Was Amased That he made a girl so beautiful
:) Nadine Is The Leader Of The Beautiful Club



4. Nadine
It is of an French orgin. Means hope. Goddess of her time. Beautiful and unique. Passionate, loving, captivating, vigorous, sympathetic, and intense.
I Nadine this promotion will come along.
Nadine is all you to be successful.


5. Nadine
Someone that is "explored" in the under world and is experienced.



6. Nadine
A, young, overweight woman who likes to take it in the ass while wearing odd suits
Wow, Lady Gaga better watch her figure or she'll be a Nadine!!



7. Nadine
1)Any strange, alien personage; reference to the strangeness of mermaids
2)An elderly woman participating in pornography
1) "That girl was never pretty but ever since the car accident she's Nadine, man. Her face is trashed."
2) "Her girls hang low and she's so flaccid...my very own Nadine."
 
My real name meaning is:

A person who is obsessed with looking at herself in the mirror and taking pictures of herself whenever possible. :)
 
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<All of these were eerily true. The remaining 8 I didn't add are so on point. Crazy.>


TOP DEFINITION
_____Is one of the sweetest and most beautiful women around. They are among the smartest of people. They often have very bright futures ahead of them. When it comes to their love life they are quite possibly the best of lovers. They care more than anyone about how their significant other is, and they will do anything to make sure that they are happy. ____ are also very fashionable and are often hit on by lots of guys. They can be seen on college campuses or in the workplace with guys drooling all over them.

"I wish that my girlfriend was a ____."
"Why can't everyone have a ____ like that??"
(((.... Well at least Urban Dictionary wants to be with me lol :[ )))


#2 > a best friend who is always there for you but doesn't really have an opinion on things who everyone loves.
(((True. I don't follow trends or care to talk about dumb celebs or overrated pop stars/rappers/autotune)))


#3 > is a term used (in Pakistan) to refer to a situation where a person is ditched by another person or gets an
unexpected, outrageous result out of something.
((( Way too true. )))


#12 > (n.) a pineapple f*cker, one who f*cks a pineapple for pleasure; (v.) the act of f*cking a pineapple.

(((LOL THE WINNER. 12 is my lucky number & I DO love pineapples. I'd hit it, then the next day say we should just be friends.)))
 
Aisha
1) "A Neopet in the virtual world of Neopia at Neopets.com. It is similar to a four eared cat.
I love my pet Aisha!"

2) "Guys.
It's the once-powerful mage of Elrios.
Three paths:
The light path. High Mage to Elemental Master, the most hard working and the most magical.
The dark path. Dark Mage to Void Princess, who hates Angkor because he gave her revealing clothes.
The Newbie's path. Battle Mage to Dimension Witch. An excuse for a mage.

High Mage:Scaredy Cat! Scaredy Cat! (she makes cat ears so it has that impression on me)
Dark Mage: Can't beat me~
Battle Mage: Prepare to meet magical girl Aisha! (She actually says that)
Elemental Master:*closes book and a trail of magic ice specks appear* Don't go too hard on me...
Void Princess: Come on!
Dimension Witch: Same as BM lol...
Base Aisha: Hahaha! You don't have a chance!"

...I didn't even read that last one fully. Haven't a clue what it's on about.
 

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