Unacceptance
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So I was going to try interweb dating but then wussed out because it seemed ludicrous to me. However, I thought it was kind of funny that people were essentially writing advertisements for themselves. Except it wasn't for buying them, just for like, relationships? Who knows.
I kind of like the idea of making an ad for people as if they were merchandise to be paid for more. So yes, let's make a mockery of it.
Some people sell things via the paper or Craig's list. So let's see advertisements you folks make about yourselves as to why you would be a great buy for the discerning consumer. I shall go first.
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Low maintenance, runs on practically no sleep!
Excellent source of impractical and unnecessary advice!
Limited edition deluxe model comes with extra hair and sarcasm.
Available in two moods, disgruntled and mildly displeased.
Not recommended for children. At all.
.17$ or best offer (Willing to barter)
I kind of like the idea of making an ad for people as if they were merchandise to be paid for more. So yes, let's make a mockery of it.
Some people sell things via the paper or Craig's list. So let's see advertisements you folks make about yourselves as to why you would be a great buy for the discerning consumer. I shall go first.
One "Like new" Unacceptance.
Low maintenance, runs on practically no sleep!
Excellent source of impractical and unnecessary advice!
Limited edition deluxe model comes with extra hair and sarcasm.
Available in two moods, disgruntled and mildly displeased.
Not recommended for children. At all.
.17$ or best offer (Willing to barter)