Valentine's Day Survival Guide

[Sci-Fi]

This made me laugh. Some may not get why it is so funny.

CATWOMAN

Pros: "Independently" wealthy. Fun-loving thrill-seeker. Strong-willed and determined. Agile. Probably down for rooftop Parkour.

Cons: Literally a crazy cat lady. Might at some point say the word "purr-fect." Maybe be in a relationship with Batman; may not be. It's really hard to tell sometimes.

Good First Date Topics: Priceless artwork. Diamonds. The details on where you keep your valuables.

Topics to Avoid: The Internet's obsession with cats. Halle Berry.

Pro-Tip: Keep an eye on your valuables.

To read more about dating a superhero DC Comics So You Still Want to Date A Superhero

 

[EveWasFramed]

I may have posted on this thread already but I'm too lazy to check, so....

If I had an SO and they didn't at least see me on Vday (if it were possible) my feelings might be a little hurt. As far as being alone for the "holiday" I really couldn't give less fucks.

 

[lonelyfairy]

For me: Eat chocolate and eat more chocolate! <3

Hope that's white chocolate, mmm.

Actually it was dark chocolate. Yum!

 

[9006]

Actually it was dark chocolate. Yum!

Boo! Can't help being chocolatist but white is much better.