WildernessWildChild said:
I'd be terrified to join the local quilting club. When those ol' gals get together for their weekly "stitch and *****" you don't want to be anywhere in the area- you can feel the ominous presence of evil in the air. It's held in the local community centre that has a "library" to swap books in, I foolishly went in to exchange a few I'd read for fresh material and those normally sweet, kind ladies gave me a look that made my blood run cold for entering the inner sanctum- I backed slowly away....
*chokes laughing*
I can almost picture that. Manly-man, WWC, moose-chaser extraodinaire, cowering in fear from a bunch of old ladies with quilting needles.
Come to think of it, that IS pretty frightening. (wary)