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I love it when you have plans to go out, but then your partner phones on his way home from work and says he's "not in the mood" and asks you to order pizza in instead.
BORED.
 
I love it when someone barks at me for no apparent reason, then when I bark back accuses ME of being in a bad mood!
 
I love it when I fall asleep in the chair,and wake up really fancying a pint,and look at the clock to realise they closed 10 minutes ago!
 
I love it when I've run out of things to say I love it about. Oh wait, maybe I haven't =0
 
I love it when I challenge my housemate to do push-ups with me and then I'm too weak and fall on my face.

My boobs are too heavy </3
 
I love it when I pass up a perfect opportunity to run someone over. Not!
 
I love it when a three year old tells me to "quit jerkin' around!" (meaning to stop playing)
 
I love it when co-workers take my ideas to the boss, passing them off as their own, and making me look like an incompetent idiot! Oh I live for those days!
 

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