The Hookers in my Brothel are Ugly. Are Yours?

[Zak]

That would make you jobless, Steve!

 

[Felix]

We need to invest in a robot that licks threads, forums, and computers for a living.

We shall call it...

WEBLICKER3000

A crowning achievement of computer artificial licking intelligence.

use it to make it lick your prostitutes, to see if they're clean.

that affects the business.

 

[Limlim]

Our entire economy is based on manual licking! **** you capitalism! Must you hinder science so? This isn't the first time money has gotten in the way of progress. Like those who produced cures to unheard of diseases, we too will find a way.

All we require is a little luck and the backing of the US government...

 

[Felix]

That would make you jobless, Steve!

We are above him.

In every sense.

 

[Badjedidude]

We are above him.

In every sense.

The internet is omnidirectional, fool!! There is no up or down!!

YOU CANNOT STOP THE WEBLICKER!!!

 

[Felix]

Our entire economy is based on manual licking! **** you capitalism! Must you hinder science so? This isn't the first time money has gotten in the way of progress. Like those who produced cures to unheard of diseases, we too will find a way.

All we require is a little luck and the backing of the US government...

We have to raise a little money to support a party. Then the gates will open to a new age of computarized lickage!

 

[LeaningIntoTheMuse]

We need to invest in a robot that licks threads, forums, and computers for a living.

We shall call it...

WEBLICKER3000

A crowning achievement of computer artificial licking intelligence.

use it to make it lick your prostitutes, to see if they're clean.

that affects the business.

It's a hard job, but someone's got to do it!

*ducks*

 

[Felix]

We need to invest in a robot that licks threads, forums, and computers for a living.

We shall call it...

WEBLICKER3000

A crowning achievement of computer artificial licking intelligence.

use it to make it lick your prostitutes, to see if they're clean.

that affects the business.

It's a hard job, but someone's got to do it!

*ducks*

No, man, the diseases!Leave that kind of sacrifice to technology!

 

[The Good Citizen]

Could this thread get any wackier!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!! ?

What a load of drivel

Carry on though don't let me stop you.

 

[Sci-Fi]

Don't think I need to explain why this is being closed

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